The Things I Can’t Say Because I Will Get Fired Notebook is your safe haven for every unfiltered thought, savage observation, and HR-violating comment you’re smart enough not to say out loud.
Perfect for venting without losing your job.
Grab yours and start writing what your mouth can’t risk.
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The Things I Can’t Say Because I Will Get Fired Notebook is your safe haven for every unfiltered thought, savage observation, and HR-violating comment you’re smart enough not to say out loud.
Perfect for venting without losing your job.
Grab yours and start writing what your mouth can’t risk.
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Materials & Care
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Care Instructions
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Suitable for washing in the dishwasher and heating in the microwave oven
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We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused, in original condition, and include all original packaging.
Customers cover return shipping costs unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect; in those cases, we’ve got you covered.
For exchanges, please return the original item per our return process and place a new order for the desired item.
Do not send items back without contacting us first for a return address. Unapproved returns will not be accepted.
All subscription orders are non-refundable.
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If a subscription item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at hello@corporatesnark.shop with a photo, and we will replace the item at no cost to you.
All imperfect and clearance items are final sale.
No returns, no refunds, no exchanges. These items are discounted due to cosmetic flaws or closeout items, which are clearly disclosed in the product listing.
Personalized items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Digital items are non-returnable.
Made-to-order items can only be canceled if printing has not yet begun. Once printing starts, cancellations aren’t possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.
All other items can be canceled if they have not yet shipped. Once shipped, cancellations aren't possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo at hello@corporatesnark.shop. We’ll replace it or issue a refund.
Refunds are processed once the return is received and inspected. Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method within 10 business days. Processing times may vary by bank or credit card company.
If more than 15 business days have passed since your return was approved, contact us at hello@corporatesnark.shop.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 11 reviews.
Great quality and fast shipping!
Perfect gifts for coworkers!
Love being able to write down things from work I wish I could say but can’t!
I work in mining and bought different notepad's for the crew, they love them, and had a good laugh when they received them 😊
My wife was recently promoted to GM of a pizza chain in a decent size franchise of 22 stores. They have monthly manager meetings with district managers and the owner. I got her these notebooks for not taking... She's in love! I'll definitely be ordering again!
Loved it!
I bought these notebooks for my staff on the day of a staff retreat. I wanted to lighten the mood a bit before we started. I was able to match one notebook to each person's personality. They loved them! I also really appreciated the special attention to getting them in the mail so I would have them in time. Thanks so much!
Love it.
I bought 6 different notebooks, one for each of my co-workers and each notebook was a perfect match to their personalities. They all loved them and got a kick out of the sayings. Thank you Corporate Snark!
As I stated in my prior review, I purchased 3 of your notebooks for a previous manager of mine. She will love them all...especially the last one which I will also review. PS: it would be great if multiple purchases could be Reviewed "once"...
They were good gifts for colleagues and they loved them
Funny stuff to get you through the workday!
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