Funny Greeting Cards & Christmas Cards for Coworkers
Corporate Snark funny greeting cards are for the people you actually like at work. Each 5x7 card is blank inside, comes with a white envelope, and says what the company holiday email never will. Most of the collection is Christmas cards for coworkers. The Christmas Card Variety Pack has 20 different cards.
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Christmas Cards for Coworkers Who Survived the Year
Christmas cards for coworkers don't have to sound like HR wrote them. A funny card is the ice breaker at the office party, a conversation starter with the person two desks down, and a real laugh for a stressed, burned-out team in the last week before PTO. Coworkers Are Like Christmas Lights sums up the whole department. The Real Christmas Miracle is that nobody's been fired yet. Your Email Has Found Me Unwell is for the inbox that never stopped. And Dear Santa, Just Bring the Bonuses goes nicely with All I Want For Christmas Is My Gross Pay. They work just as well as Christmas cards for colleagues you only know from the video call grid.
Christmas Wishes for Coworkers to Write Inside
Every card is blank inside, so the last word is yours. If you're stuck on Christmas greetings for coworkers, steal one of these:
- "Thanks for making the worst meetings bearable. Merry Christmas."
- "May your inbox stay empty until January."
- "Wishing you a holiday with no follow-ups and nobody asking for a quick chat."
- "You're the only reason I still answer messages. Merry Christmas."
- "Here's to a new year with fewer meetings that should have been emails."
Short Christmas wishes for coworkers like these feel personal, and they take about ten seconds to write.
Sarcastic Greeting Cards for the Rest of the Year
Sarcastic greeting cards aren't only for December. Roses Are Red, Everyone Sucks is for the one person who keeps you from rage quitting before noon. On the Day You Were Hired, the Stars Were Perfectly Aligned welcomes a new hire to the madness, and The Horrors Persist is for the coworker who gets through the week on little treats. Add a card to any gift from our funny coffee mugs or stickers, or see the full guide to Christmas gifts for coworkers.
Funny Greeting Cards FAQ
What makes these funny greeting cards different?
They make people laugh. A funny greeting card is the ice breaker in a stiff office, the conversation starter at the holiday party, and a small bit of relief for anyone who's stressed or burned out. Every design jokes about real work life, from unread emails to surprise meetings, so the person opening it knows you get it.
What size are the cards, and do they come with envelopes?
Each card is 5" x 7", printed on 60 lb matte cardstock, and blank inside. A white 5.25" x 7.25" envelope is included.
What should I write in a Christmas card for a coworker?
Keep it short and specific. Thank them for something real, make a joke about work, and wish them a good break. Good Christmas greetings for coworkers sound like you, not like a company newsletter. Try "May your inbox stay empty until January" or "Thanks for making the worst meetings bearable."
Can I buy Christmas cards for colleagues in a pack?
Yes. The Christmas Card Variety Pack has 20 unique cards with envelopes. It's a mixed set, so a few of the cards include swearing. Check them before handing them around the whole department.
Are these cards OK to give at work?
Some are and some aren't. Clean picks include Deck the Halls, Not Coworkers, IDK, I Just Work Here and Slayin' In Style. Sweary cards like Ho Ho Holy Sh*t, What a Year and Chance Made Us Coworkers are best saved for your work bestie.
Do you have funny greeting cards that aren't for Christmas?
Yes. Our everyday cards include Work Made Us Coworkers, which is rude and best kept for your closest work friend, and Roses Are Red, Everyone Sucks. See our postcards for more snark in a smaller format.
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