If your job has ever made you want to rage quit before lunch…
If you’ve typed “per my last email,”
sat through a meeting that could’ve been an email,
or stared at your calendar, questioning your life choices,
this is for you.
Introducing Per My Last Snail Mail
A monthly snail mail club delivering sweary snark straight to your mailbox.
Every month, you’ll get a curated dose of snarky paper goods designed to make the workday a little more tolerable and remind you that you’re not alone in the chaos.
⚠️ WARNING! It’s sweary, sassy, and definitely not HR-approved.
If you clutch your pearls when you hear the F-word, this may not be your vibe.
Choose Your Plan
Meeting Expectations Club
The bare minimum amount of snark to get through the month.
- 1 postcard
- 2 vinyl stickers
- Suprise birthday item on your birthday month
Exceeding Expectations Club
The full chaotic experience.
- A rotating mix of 8–10+ snarky items
- Items will rotate and may include stickers, postcards, stationery, desk signs, coloring pages, games, and other surprises.
- Surprise birthday item on your birthday month
👉 Join the club and give yourself something to look forward to every month.
- Monthly snail mail for burned-out employees who cope with sarcasm and profanity
- Skip a month or change your subscription at any time.
- Free shipping!
- Perfect size (5.5" x 8.5") for your bag, desk, or passive-aggressive meeting notes
- 140 lined pages to capture every sarcastic thought, brilliant idea, and workplace rant
- The perfect desk companion to add some humor to your 9-5!
- Stick 'em on your water bottle, laptop, phone case, journal, cooler, or anywhere your tolerance for corporate nonsense is wearing thin.
- Safe for indoor and outdoor use. Water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe!
- Durable vinyl with high quality matte finish.
- Perfect for gifting, desk decor, or passive-aggressive office flair
- High-quality 5"x7" matte cardstock with sharp, vibrant print
- Adds some humor to your day!
- ✅ 42 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations
- ✅ Coloring pages, word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, double puzzles and more!
- ✅ Spiral-bound: let's you tear out masterpieces and frame them as a cubicle signs
- ✅ 65 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations and puzzles including word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, double puzzles and more!
- ✅ Spiral-bound & 100lb extra thick paper let's you tear out masterpieces and frame them as a cubicle signs
- ✅ Free mystery 8-pack of alcohol markers & page protector to prevent bleed through
- ✅ Exclusive monthly drops you won’t find on our website
- ✅ A surprise mix of humor + self-care to survive corporate chaos
- ✅ Curated for the over-it and underpaid (AKA: you)
- Bold and Hilarious. Show off your personality with sarcastic sayings that make every sip more enjoyable.
- Made with stainless steel and a secure lid, perfect for workdays, road trips, or chaotic commutes.
- Double-walled insulation to keep your coffee hot or your iced tea cold for hours.
- Hilarious, sweary & relatable for those that want to be organized but just can't
- Perfect for tracking important details & dodging annoying responsibilities
- Undated weekly planner, 216 pages, 5" x 9"
- Brutally honest and relatable workplace humor
- Guaranteed to spark office banter and brighten everyone’s day
- The perfect gift or a hilarious way to show your coworkers you “get” them
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 85+ Pages of Fun & Corporate HumorFeatures hilarious coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more, all inspired by the absurdity of office life.
- Perfect Stress Relief for the Daily GrindUse it during long meetings or after work to unwind, laugh, and escape the chaos of corporate nonsense.
- A Great Gift for CoworkersThe ideal office gag gift or Secret Santa surprise—because everyone deserves a little fun in the middle of the workday!
- 12 relatable moods for life in the office
- Adds humor and brutal honesty to your workspace
- Guaranteed to spark laughs (or avoid interruptions)
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
If your job has ever made you want to rage quit before lunch…
If you’ve typed “per my last email,”
sat through a meeting that could’ve been an email,
or stared at your calendar, questioning your life choices,
this is for you.
Introducing Per My Last Snail Mail
A monthly snail mail club delivering sweary snark straight to your mailbox.
Every month, you’ll get a curated dose of snarky paper goods designed to make the workday a little more tolerable and remind you that you’re not alone in the chaos.
⚠️ WARNING! It’s sweary, sassy, and definitely not HR-approved.
If you clutch your pearls when you hear the F-word, this may not be your vibe.
Choose Your Plan
Meeting Expectations Club
The bare minimum amount of snark to get through the month.
- 1 postcard
- 2 vinyl stickers
- Suprise birthday item on your birthday month
Exceeding Expectations Club
The full chaotic experience.
- A rotating mix of 8–10+ snarky items
- Items will rotate and may include stickers, postcards, stationery, desk signs, coloring pages, games, and other surprises.
- Surprise birthday item on your birthday month
👉 Join the club and give yourself something to look forward to every month.
Subscription FAQs
Subscriptions are renewed automatically on the 20th of each month.
You can edit, skip, or cancel anytime up until the 19th in the subscription portal.
All letters are mailed between the 21st-25th each month, so in most cases they will arrive during the first week of the following month. You’ll receive a shipping notification when your letter is mailed.
If your letter hasn’t arrived within 4 weeks of shipping, please email us at corporatesnark@gmail.com so we can help!
Yes! You can edit your subscription, skip a month, or cancel in the subscription portal up until the 19th of each month.
All letters are sent via untracked snail mail.
You’ll receive a notification when your letter is mailed. Please allow 1–2 weeks for delivery within the United States and 2–4 weeks for international delivery.
If your letter hasn’t arrived after 4 weeks, please email corporatesnark@gmail.com so we can help.
If it has been 4 weeks since your letter shipped please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com so we can help.
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