A mug for the soul who’s 99% existential dread, 1% glitter. Whether you're silently screaming on the inside or just trying to survive one more holiday party, this ceramic gem screams, “I’ve emotionally flatlined, but still kinda festive anyway. ”Perfect for sipping lukewarm coffee while contemplating the futility of existence.
Care instructions:
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Material: 100% glossy ceramic
Size: 15oz
Easy-grip C-shaped handle
A mug for the soul who’s 99% existential dread, 1% glitter. Whether you're silently screaming on the inside or just trying to survive one more holiday party, this ceramic gem screams, “I’ve emotionally flatlined, but still kinda festive anyway. ”Perfect for sipping lukewarm coffee while contemplating the futility of existence.
Care instructions:
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Material: 100% glossy ceramic
Size: 15oz
Easy-grip C-shaped handle
Materials & Care
Material
Care Instructions
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Suitable for washing in the dishwasher and heating in the microwave oven
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