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straighten Sweatshirt Size Guide
 Our sweatshirts are designed for unisex sizing, meaning they offer a relaxed, comfortable fit suitable for all.
With a soft, durable feel, these sweatshirts are great for all-day wear—whether you’re lounging at home or braving the office holiday party.Â
Be sure to check the size chart on this page to find the best fit for you! If you prefer a more oversized look, consider sizing up for extra coziness.
- Material: Made from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt is warm, durable, and perfect for colder months.
- Heather Sport Colors: Composed of 60% polyester and 40% cotton, providing a slightly different feel while maintaining the same cozy comfort.
Care Instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
straighten Sweatshirt Size Guide
 Our sweatshirts are designed for unisex sizing, meaning they offer a relaxed, comfortable fit suitable for all.
With a soft, durable feel, these sweatshirts are great for all-day wear—whether you’re lounging at home or braving the office holiday party.Â
Be sure to check the size chart on this page to find the best fit for you! If you prefer a more oversized look, consider sizing up for extra coziness.
- Material: Made from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt is warm, durable, and perfect for colder months.
- Heather Sport Colors: Composed of 60% polyester and 40% cotton, providing a slightly different feel while maintaining the same cozy comfort.
Care Instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
straighten Tshirt Size Guide
Our t-shirts are unisex sizing made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, giving them a lightweight, breathable feel.
They’re perfect for layering or wearing on their own, whether you’re heading to work, running errands, or lounging at home. These tees offer a retail fit, meaning they’re slightly more fitted than standard boxy tees, making them ideal for both casual and semi-formal looks.Â
Fabric Variations by Color:
- Ash and Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
The tear-away label ensures all-day comfort by minimizing skin irritation.
Care Instructions:Â Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
straighten Comfort Color Tshirt Size Guide
Comfort Colors t-shirts are garment-dyed, unisex tees made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel. The soft-washed fabric adds extra comfort, while the relaxed fit makes it a perfect everyday staple.
Designed for durability, it features double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular shape for long-lasting wear and a classic look.
Care Instructions:Â Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
straighten Tank Size Guide
 Our tanks are designed for comfort and performance. This classic fit tank features a sporty scoop neckline and a tear-away label for a scratch-free fit—perfect for daily wear or high-energy days.
Be sure to check the size chart on this page to find the best fit for you!Â
Material: Made with extra light fabric (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester
Care Instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
straighten Hoodie Size Guide
 Find Your Fit
Our hoodies are designed with a classic fit, perfect for layering. Be sure to check the size chart on this page to find your ideal fit. If you prefer a more relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up for extra comfort.
Materials
Our hoodies are made with medium-heavy fabric for the perfect blend of warmth and comfort. The 50% cotton, 50% polyester construction gives it a cozy feel that’s great for chilly days and everyday wear.
With a classic fit, color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and a pouch pocket, these hoodies deliver style, function, and all-day comfort. The tear-away label ensures a scratch-free, irritation-free experience.
Fabric Blends for Heather Colors:
- Heather Sport Colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Care Instructions: Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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