It’s a gift!
The truest words ever poured onto a candle.
This is the gift every work bestie deserves. The one who turns corporate chaos, toxic bosses, and endless meetings into inside jokes you’ll laugh about forever.
It’s snarky, it’s relatable, and it smells way better than the office breakroom.
Candle Details
| Size | Style | Dimensions | Burn Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9 oz | Clear glass jar with lid | 3.5" tall × 2.9" wide | Up to 60 hours |
| 11 oz | Doubles as a rocks drink glass after the candle is used up | 3.5" tall × 3.2" wide | Up to 65 hours |
| 13.75 oz | Large clear glass jar | 5.25" tall × 2.95" wide | Up to 80 hours |
All candles are:
- Hand-poured in the USA
- Made with 100% soy wax
- Made with a cotton wick
- Non-toxic
- Clean, long-lasting burn
- Reusable glass jars
Pick Your Scent
| Scent | Smells Like |
|---|---|
| Basic Bitch Vanilla | Rich vanilla bean with warm Tonka bean and whipped cocoa. Sweet, warm, and basic in the best possible way. |
| Sugar & Spite | Brown sugar and cinnamon stick blended with lemon, vanilla extract, and pralines. Sweet with just enough spice to match your personality. |
| Bitch Relax! | Fresh eucalyptus and lavender with earthy undertones. For when Christmas cheer is testing your last fucking nerve. |
| Christmas Woods | Cool balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir branches, and cedarwood. Basically Christmas tree season without vacuuming up needles until March. |
| Beachside Meltdown | Bright citrus with lavender, cedarwood, jasmine petals, patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss. Fresh, complex, and perfect for having your breakdown somewhere tropical. |
- 4 soft touch, gel pens with black ink.
- Guaranteed to make your coworkers laugh... or think twice before interrupting.
- Funny gift for anyone surving the office chaos.
- 16 oz, durable stainless steel that keeps beverages cold for 12 hours.
- Bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get laughs (or prevent interuptions).
- 25 Hand-drawn illustrations. No AI!
- Sarcasm, swearing and holiday cheer.
- For employees who are burnt out, but festive!
- 25 Hand-drawn illustrations. No AI!
- Sarcasm, swearing and spooky cheer.
- Great for burnt-out office gremlins, sarcastic witches, and anyone dead inside but still employed.
- 40 Hand-drawn illustrations. No AI!
- Childhood nostalgia with ✨adult rage✨
- For anyone who likes cute things but has absolutely no f'ing patience left
- ✅ Long burning for endless pointless meetings
- ✅ 100% natural soy wax, cotton wick & zero toxic workplace vibes
- ✅ Hand-poured in the USA with a lot of sass and swearing
- This listing is for a slightly imperfect product.Possible imperfections may include small scuffs or marks, slightly bent or dinged edges or corners, and imperfect or slightly off punch holes from the binding process.
- Final sale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges on clearance.
- Perfect size (5.5" x 8.5") for your bag, desk, or passive-aggressive meeting notes
- 130 lined pages to capture every sarcastic thought, brilliant idea, and workplace rant
- The perfect desk companion to add some humor to your 9-5!
- Stick 'em on your water bottle, laptop, phone case, journal, cooler, or anywhere your tolerance for corporate nonsense is wearing thin.
- Safe for indoor and outdoor use. Water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe!
- Durable vinyl with high quality matte finish.
- Perfect for gifting, desk decor, or passive-aggressive office flair
- High-quality 5"x7" matte cardstock with sharp, vibrant print
- Adds some humor to your day!
- 42 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations. No AI!
- Includes swear word coloring pages, word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, puzzles and more!
- For anyone who is absolutely over "quick questions" and "pointless meetings."
- ✅ 65 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations and puzzles including word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, double puzzles and more!
- ✅ Spiral-bound & 100lb extra thick paper let's you tear out masterpieces and frame them as a cubicle signs
- ✅ Free mystery 8-pack of alcohol markers & page protector to prevent bleed through
- ✅ Exclusive monthly drops you won’t find on our website
- ✅ A surprise mix of humor + self-care to survive corporate chaos
- ✅ Curated for the over-it and underpaid (AKA: you)
- Hilarious, sweary & relatable for those that want to be organized but just can't
- Perfect for tracking important details & dodging annoying responsibilities
- Undated weekly planner, 216 pages, 5" x 9"
- Brutally honest and relatable workplace humor
- Guaranteed to spark office banter and brighten everyone’s day
- The perfect gift or a hilarious way to show your coworkers you “get” them
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 44 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations. No AI!
- Includes swear word coloring pages, word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, puzzles and more!
- For burnt out employees who need some stress relief.
- 12 relatable moods for life in the office
- Adds humor and brutal honesty to your workspace
- Guaranteed to spark laughs (or avoid interruptions)
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
The truest words ever poured onto a candle.
This is the gift every work bestie deserves. The one who turns corporate chaos, toxic bosses, and endless meetings into inside jokes you’ll laugh about forever.
It’s snarky, it’s relatable, and it smells way better than the office breakroom.
Candle Details
| Size | Style | Dimensions | Burn Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9 oz | Clear glass jar with lid | 3.5" tall × 2.9" wide | Up to 60 hours |
| 11 oz | Doubles as a rocks drink glass after the candle is used up | 3.5" tall × 3.2" wide | Up to 65 hours |
| 13.75 oz | Large clear glass jar | 5.25" tall × 2.95" wide | Up to 80 hours |
All candles are:
- Hand-poured in the USA
- Made with 100% soy wax
- Made with a cotton wick
- Non-toxic
- Clean, long-lasting burn
- Reusable glass jars
Pick Your Scent
| Scent | Smells Like |
|---|---|
| Basic Bitch Vanilla | Rich vanilla bean with warm Tonka bean and whipped cocoa. Sweet, warm, and basic in the best possible way. |
| Sugar & Spite | Brown sugar and cinnamon stick blended with lemon, vanilla extract, and pralines. Sweet with just enough spice to match your personality. |
| Bitch Relax! | Fresh eucalyptus and lavender with earthy undertones. For when Christmas cheer is testing your last fucking nerve. |
| Christmas Woods | Cool balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir branches, and cedarwood. Basically Christmas tree season without vacuuming up needles until March. |
| Beachside Meltdown | Bright citrus with lavender, cedarwood, jasmine petals, patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss. Fresh, complex, and perfect for having your breakdown somewhere tropical. |
Materials & Care
- 16oz stainless steel tumbler
- Keeps drinks hot or cold for 12 hours
- BPA-free
- Includes matching lid and straw
- Hand Wash Only
- DO NOT Microwave
Material
- 100% glossy ceramic
- Size: 11oz or 15oz
- Easy-grip C-shaped handle
- Sublimation print
Care Instructions
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Suitable for washing in the dishwasher and heating in the microwave oven
Processing Timeline:
- Most orders ship within 1–3 business days.
- Some items are made to order and typically ship in 2-3 business days (4-5 business days during the holiday season).
- Monthly Mail Club subscriptions ship the last week of each month.
Delivery Times:
- U.S. Orders: Usually arrive in 3–7 business days.
- International Orders: Typically arrive in 1–2 weeks after fulfillment, depending on location (some locations can take up to 30 business days).
- You may receive multiple packages if your order contains items from different print facilities. Tracking information will be emailed to you as soon as each item ships.
- Mail club letters typically arrive within 1-2 weeks in the United States and 2-4 weeks internationally.
📅 Heads up: Shipping times may be longer during the holiday season.
Shipping Rates:
- U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
- International Orders: Flat rate shipping costs vary by location and will be calculated at checkout.
Import Duties & Customs Fees
Please note: Customers are responsible for any import duties, taxes, or customs fees that may apply upon delivery. These charges vary by country and are not included in the item or shipping costs.
Order Cancellations
Made-to-order items can only be canceled if printing has yet to begin. Once printing starts, cancellations aren’t possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.
All other items can be canceled if they have not yet shipped. Once shipped, cancellations aren't possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.
Returns & Exchanges:
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused, in original condition, and include all original packaging.
Customers cover return shipping costs unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect; in those cases, we’ve got you covered.
For exchanges, please send the original item back following our return process and place a new order for the desired item.
*All returns and exchanges must be approved.
Do not send items back without contacting us first for a return address—unapproved returns will not be accepted.
Personalized Products:
- Personalized items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Digital Download Products:
- Digital items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Damaged or Defective Items:
- If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo at hello@corporatesnark.shop. We’ll replace it or issue a refund at no cost to you.
Refunds:
Refunds are processed once the return is received and inspected. Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method within 10 business days. Processing times may vary by bank or credit card company.
If more than 15 business days have passed since your return was approved, contact us at hello@corporatesnark.shop.
Lost or Stolen Packages
If your tracking shows “Delivered” but you haven’t received your package, please contact the shipping carrier directly for assistance.
If they are not able to track down the package email us at hello@corporatesnark.shop for assistance.
If your package has not arrived, please contact Corporate Snark within 30 days of the shipment date so we can investigate the issue and file a claim with the carrier if needed.
Claims for lost or missing packages reported after 30 days from the shipment date will not be eligible for a refund or replacement.
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for :
- U.S.: 6-9 business days
- Canada: 6-9 business days
- UK: 6-9 business days
- Europe: 9-12 business days
- Australia: 20-30 business days
- New Zealand: 20-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 20-30 business days
Returns & Exchanges:
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused, in original condition, and include all original packaging.
Customers cover return shipping costs unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect; in those cases, we’ve got you covered.
For exchanges, please return the original item per our return process and place a new order for the desired item.
Do not send items back without contacting us first for a return address. Unapproved returns will not be accepted.
Subscription Orders
All subscription orders are non-refundable.
This includes monthly mail club shipments and any recurring subscription products.
If a subscription item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at hello@corporatesnark.shop with a photo, and we will replace the item at no cost to you.
Imperfect & Clearance Items
All imperfect and clearance items are final sale.
No returns, no refunds, no exchanges. These items are discounted due to cosmetic flaws or closeout items, which are clearly disclosed in the product listing.
Personalized Products:
Personalized items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Digital Download Products:
Digital items are non-returnable.
Order Cancellations:
Made-to-order items can only be canceled if printing has not yet begun. Once printing starts, cancellations aren’t possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.
All other items can be canceled if they have not yet shipped. Once shipped, cancellations aren't possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.
Damaged or Defective Items:
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo at hello@corporatesnark.shop. We’ll replace it or issue a refund.
Refunds:
Refunds are processed once the return is received and inspected. Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method within 10 business days. Processing times may vary by bank or credit card company.
If more than 15 business days have passed since your return was approved, contact us at hello@corporatesnark.shop.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
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