If your job has ever made you want to rage quit before lunch…
If you’ve typed “per my last email,”
sat through a meeting that could’ve been an email,
or stared at your calendar, questioning your life choices,
this is for you.
Introducing Per My Last Snail Mail
A monthly snail mail club delivering sweary snark straight to your mailbox.
Every month, you’ll get a themed letter with a mix of snarky paper goods and fun little surprises designed to make the workday a little more tolerable and remind you that you’re not alone in the chaos.
⚠️ WARNING! It’s sweary, sassy, and definitely not HR-approved.
If you clutch your pearls when you hear the F-word, this may not be your vibe.
- A rotating mix of 8–10+ snarky paper goods that will fit within a 2oz letter
- New theme every month
- Items will rotate and may include stickers, postcards, stationery, desk signs, coloring pages, games, and other surprises.
- Surprise birthday item on your birthday month
👉 Join the club and give yourself something to look forward to every month.
- A letter from your snarky work bestie each month packed with sassy and sweary paper goods.
- Expect things like stickers, postcards, desk signs, coloring pages, bingo cards, to-do lists and more!
- New theme every month.
- Skip a month or change your subscription at any time.
- Free worldwide shipping!
- Perfect size (5.5" x 8.5") for your bag, desk, or passive-aggressive meeting notes
- 140 lined pages to capture every sarcastic thought, brilliant idea, and workplace rant
- The perfect desk companion to add some humor to your 9-5!
- Stick 'em on your water bottle, laptop, phone case, journal, cooler, or anywhere your tolerance for corporate nonsense is wearing thin.
- Safe for indoor and outdoor use. Water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe!
- Durable vinyl with high quality matte finish.
- Perfect for gifting, desk decor, or passive-aggressive office flair
- High-quality 5"x7" matte cardstock with sharp, vibrant print
- Adds some humor to your day!
- ✅ 42 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations
- ✅ Coloring pages, word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, double puzzles and more!
- ✅ Spiral-bound: let's you tear out masterpieces and frame them as a cubicle signs
- ✅ 65 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations and puzzles including word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, double puzzles and more!
- ✅ Spiral-bound & 100lb extra thick paper let's you tear out masterpieces and frame them as a cubicle signs
- ✅ Free mystery 8-pack of alcohol markers & page protector to prevent bleed through
- ✅ Exclusive monthly drops you won’t find on our website
- ✅ A surprise mix of humor + self-care to survive corporate chaos
- ✅ Curated for the over-it and underpaid (AKA: you)
- Bold and Hilarious. Show off your personality with sarcastic sayings that make every sip more enjoyable.
- Made with stainless steel and a secure lid, perfect for workdays, road trips, or chaotic commutes.
- Double-walled insulation to keep your coffee hot or your iced tea cold for hours.
- Hilarious, sweary & relatable for those that want to be organized but just can't
- Perfect for tracking important details & dodging annoying responsibilities
- Undated weekly planner, 216 pages, 5" x 9"
- Brutally honest and relatable workplace humor
- Guaranteed to spark office banter and brighten everyone’s day
- The perfect gift or a hilarious way to show your coworkers you “get” them
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 85+ Pages of Fun & Corporate HumorFeatures hilarious coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more, all inspired by the absurdity of office life.
- Perfect Stress Relief for the Daily GrindUse it during long meetings or after work to unwind, laugh, and escape the chaos of corporate nonsense.
- A Great Gift for CoworkersThe ideal office gag gift or Secret Santa surprise—because everyone deserves a little fun in the middle of the workday!
- 12 relatable moods for life in the office
- Adds humor and brutal honesty to your workspace
- Guaranteed to spark laughs (or avoid interruptions)
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
If your job has ever made you want to rage quit before lunch…
If you’ve typed “per my last email,”
sat through a meeting that could’ve been an email,
or stared at your calendar, questioning your life choices,
this is for you.
Introducing Per My Last Snail Mail
A monthly snail mail club delivering sweary snark straight to your mailbox.
Every month, you’ll get a themed letter with a mix of snarky paper goods and fun little surprises designed to make the workday a little more tolerable and remind you that you’re not alone in the chaos.
⚠️ WARNING! It’s sweary, sassy, and definitely not HR-approved.
If you clutch your pearls when you hear the F-word, this may not be your vibe.
- A rotating mix of 8–10+ snarky paper goods that will fit within a 2oz letter
- New theme every month
- Items will rotate and may include stickers, postcards, stationery, desk signs, coloring pages, games, and other surprises.
- Surprise birthday item on your birthday month
👉 Join the club and give yourself something to look forward to every month.
Subscription FAQs
This is a snail mail letter club, meaning each month you’ll receive a stamped envelope filled with up to 2oz of themed paper goods and snarky surprises.
Envelopes are typically around 5" x 7" or 6" x 8" and are designed to feel like fun mail with a mix of goods rather than a full box of stationery.
You may receive items such as full-size postcards, vinyl stickers, and sticker sheets, but you will not receive a full stationery pad.
When note sheets or to-do lists are included, you’ll typically receive a few sheets of each design rather than an entire pad so we can fit a fun variety of 8–10 different themed items into the envelope each month while staying within the mailing weight limits.
Subscriptions are renewed automatically on the 20th of each month.
You can edit, skip, or cancel anytime up until the 19th in the subscription portal.
US deliveries typically arrive within 1–2 weeks. International deliveries may take 2–4 weeks.
You’ll receive a shipping notification as soon as it’s on the way.
If you subscribe before the 20th, your letter will be mailed between the 21st–25th of that month.
You can continue to order through the 5th of the month to receive that month’s envelope. Orders placed between the 20th and 5th ship within 2–3 business days.
If your letter hasn’t arrived within 4 weeks of shipping, please email us at corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll be happy to help.
Yes! You can edit your subscription, skip a month, or cancel in the subscription portal up until the 19th of each month.
All letters are sent via untracked snail mail.
You’ll receive a notification when your letter is mailed. Please allow 1–2 weeks for delivery within the United States and 2–4 weeks for international delivery.
If your letter hasn’t arrived after 4 weeks, please email corporatesnark@gmail.com so we can help.
United States addresses: Please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery. We ship from Florida, so delivery times may be a little longer for states farther away.
International addresses: Please allow up to 4 weeks for delivery.
If your letter has not arrived within these timeframes, please email corporatesnark@gmail.com and we’ll resend your letter.
















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