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Materials & Care

• Constructed out of ultra durable double-wall stainless steel that is vacuum insulated, your drink will remain a consistent temperature 2x longer than your typical glass or plastic containers.
• Snap on acrylic sipper lid
• BPA and Lead Free
• Hand Wash Only
• DO NOT Microwave

Material

• 100% glossy ceramic
• Size: 11oz or 15oz
• Easy-grip C-shaped handle
• Sublimation print

Care Instructions

Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Suitable for washing in the dishwasher and heating in the microwave oven

Processing Times:

• Orders ship within 1–3 business days (may extend up to 5 days during November and December).

Delivery Times:

Standard Shipping

• U.S. Orders: Usually arrive in 3–7 business days.
• International Orders: Typically arrive in 1–2 weeks after fulfillment, depending on location. (Some locations can take up to 30 business days.)

Express Shipping

• U.S. delivery only.
• Not available for mugs, desk mats, or apparel. If your order includes these items, eligible products will ship via express delivery, while the remaining items will ship standard.
• 2-day shipping through UPS or FedEx

*International customers are responsible for any applicable import fees, duties, or taxes. As a U.S.-based company, we may fulfill international orders from our facilities in the United States, the United Kingdom, Europe, or Australia, depending on product availability.

Shipping Rates:

• U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
• International Orders: Flat rate shipping starts at $7.99, and costs vary by location and will be calculated at checkout.

Not sure if your order will arrive in time?
Email us at hello@corporatesnark.shop. We’re happy to help!

Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.

All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.

Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.

Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.

Flat Rate Shipping

U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate

International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.

Shipping Times for Hats:

• U.S.: 6-9 business days
• Canada: 6-9 business days
• UK: 6-9 business days
• Europe: 9-12 business days
• Australia: 20-30 business days
• New Zealand: 20-30 business days
• All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

Returns & Exchanges:

We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused, in original condition, and include all original packaging.

Customers cover return shipping costs unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ve got you covered.

For exchanges, please send the original item back following our return process and place a new order for the desired item.

Do not send items back without contacting us first for a return address. Unapproved returns will not be accepted.

Imperfect & Clearance Items

All imperfect and clearance items are final sale.
No returns, no refunds, no exchanges. These items are discounted due to cosmetic flaws or closeout items, which are clearly disclosed in the product listing.

Personalized Products:

Personalized items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Digital Download Products:

Digital items are non-returnable.

Order Cancellations:

Some of our items are made to order and orders can only be canceled if printing hasn’t begun. Once printing starts, cancellations aren’t possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.

Damaged or Defective Items:

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo at hello@corporatesnark.shop We’ll replace it or issue a refund.

Refunds:

Refunds are processed once the return is received and inspected. Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method within 10 business days. Processing times may vary by bank or credit card company.

If more than 15 business days have passed since your return was approved, contact us at hello@corporatesnark.shop.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC