This keychain is for the people doing their best, hanging in there, and rapidly approaching their limit.
Whether you're heading into a Monday morning meeting, running errands, or opening your inbox, this little accessory understands exactly where you're at emotionally.
Clip it to your keys, bag, backpack, or work lanyard as a warning to others that today may not be the day to test your patience.
✅ High-quality, durable acrylic keychain with epoxy finish
✅ Metal keyring and clasp
✅ Approx Size: 3" x 3"
- 25 Hand-drawn illustrations. No AI!
- Sarcasm, swearing and spooky cheer.
- Great for burnt-out office gremlins, sarcastic witches, and anyone dead inside but still employed.
- 40 Hand-drawn illustrations. No AI!
- Childhood nostalgia with ✨adult rage✨
- For anyone who likes cute things but has absolutely no f'ing patience left
- ✅ 50-60 hour burn time for endless pointless meetings
- ✅ 100% natural soy wax, cotton wick & zero toxic workplace vibes
- ✅ Hand-poured in the USA with a lot of sass and swearing
- This listing is for a slightly imperfect product.Possible imperfections may include small scuffs or marks, slightly bent or dinged edges or corners, and imperfect or slightly off punch holes from the binding process.
- Final sale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges on clearance.
- Perfect size (5.5" x 8.5") for your bag, desk, or passive-aggressive meeting notes
- 130 lined pages to capture every sarcastic thought, brilliant idea, and workplace rant
- The perfect desk companion to add some humor to your 9-5!
- Stick 'em on your water bottle, laptop, phone case, journal, cooler, or anywhere your tolerance for corporate nonsense is wearing thin.
- Safe for indoor and outdoor use. Water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe!
- Durable vinyl with high quality matte finish.
- Perfect for gifting, desk decor, or passive-aggressive office flair
- High-quality 5"x7" matte cardstock with sharp, vibrant print
- Adds some humor to your day!
- 42 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations. No AI!
- Includes coloring pages, word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, puzzles and more!
- For anyone who is absolutely over "quick questions" and "pointless meetings."
- ✅ 65 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations and puzzles including word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, double puzzles and more!
- ✅ Spiral-bound & 100lb extra thick paper let's you tear out masterpieces and frame them as a cubicle signs
- ✅ Free mystery 8-pack of alcohol markers & page protector to prevent bleed through
- ✅ Exclusive monthly drops you won’t find on our website
- ✅ A surprise mix of humor + self-care to survive corporate chaos
- ✅ Curated for the over-it and underpaid (AKA: you)
- Bold and Hilarious. Show off your personality with sarcastic sayings that make every sip more enjoyable.
- Made with stainless steel and a secure lid, perfect for workdays, road trips, or chaotic commutes.
- Double-walled insulation to keep your coffee hot or your iced tea cold for hours.
- Hilarious, sweary & relatable for those that want to be organized but just can't
- Perfect for tracking important details & dodging annoying responsibilities
- Undated weekly planner, 216 pages, 5" x 9"
- Brutally honest and relatable workplace humor
- Guaranteed to spark office banter and brighten everyone’s day
- The perfect gift or a hilarious way to show your coworkers you “get” them
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 85+ Pages of Fun & Corporate HumorFeatures hilarious coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more, all inspired by the absurdity of office life.
- Perfect Stress Relief for the Daily GrindUse it during long meetings or after work to unwind, laugh, and escape the chaos of corporate nonsense.
- A Great Gift for CoworkersThe ideal office gag gift or Secret Santa surprise—because everyone deserves a little fun in the middle of the workday!
- 12 relatable moods for life in the office
- Adds humor and brutal honesty to your workspace
- Guaranteed to spark laughs (or avoid interruptions)
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
This keychain is for the people doing their best, hanging in there, and rapidly approaching their limit.
Whether you're heading into a Monday morning meeting, running errands, or opening your inbox, this little accessory understands exactly where you're at emotionally.
Clip it to your keys, bag, backpack, or work lanyard as a warning to others that today may not be the day to test your patience.
✅ High-quality, durable acrylic keychain with epoxy finish
✅ Metal keyring and clasp
✅ Approx Size: 3" x 3"
Materials & Care
- Constructed out of ultra durable double-wall stainless steel that is vacuum insulated, your drink will remain a consistent temperature 2x longer than your typical glass or plastic containers.
- Snap on acrylic sipper lid
- BPA and Lead Free
- Hand Wash Only
- DO NOT Microwave
Material
- 100% glossy ceramic
- Size: 11oz or 15oz
- Easy-grip C-shaped handle
- Sublimation print
Care Instructions
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Suitable for washing in the dishwasher and heating in the microwave oven
Processing Times:
- Orders ship within 1–3 business days (may extend up to 5 days during November and December).
Delivery Times:
Standard Shipping
- U.S. Orders: Usually arrive in 3–7 business days.
- International Orders: Typically arrive in 1–2 weeks after fulfillment, depending on location. (Some locations can take up to 30 business days.)
Express Shipping
- U.S. delivery only.
- Not available for mugs, desk mats, or apparel. If your order includes these items, eligible products will ship via express delivery, while the remaining items will ship standard.
- 2-day shipping through UPS or FedEx
*International customers are responsible for any applicable import fees, duties, or taxes. As a U.S.-based company, we may fulfill international orders from our facilities in the United States, the United Kingdom, Europe, or Australia, depending on product availability.
Shipping Rates:
- U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
- International Orders: Flat rate shipping starts at $7.99, and costs vary by location and will be calculated at checkout.
Not sure if your order will arrive in time?
Email us at hello@corporatesnark.shop. We’re happy to help!
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for Hats:
- U.S.: 6-9 business days
- Canada: 6-9 business days
- UK: 6-9 business days
- Europe: 9-12 business days
- Australia: 20-30 business days
- New Zealand: 20-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 20-30 business days
Returns & Exchanges:
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused, in original condition, and include all original packaging.
Customers cover return shipping costs unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ve got you covered.
For exchanges, please send the original item back following our return process and place a new order for the desired item.
Do not send items back without contacting us first for a return address. Unapproved returns will not be accepted.
Imperfect & Clearance Items
All imperfect and clearance items are final sale.
No returns, no refunds, no exchanges. These items are discounted due to cosmetic flaws or closeout items, which are clearly disclosed in the product listing.
Personalized Products:
Personalized items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Digital Download Products:
Digital items are non-returnable.
Order Cancellations:
Some of our items are made to order and orders can only be canceled if printing hasn’t begun. Once printing starts, cancellations aren’t possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.
Damaged or Defective Items:
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo at hello@corporatesnark.shop We’ll replace it or issue a refund.
Refunds:
Refunds are processed once the return is received and inspected. Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method within 10 business days. Processing times may vary by bank or credit card company.
If more than 15 business days have passed since your return was approved, contact us at hello@corporatesnark.shop.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
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