Sweet As Pie Unless You Are Dumb Sweatshirt

Behold the ultimate garb for the sweetly sarcastic soul, the "Sweet As Pie Unless You Are Dumb" Sweatshirt. Designed with the sharp-witted individual in mind, it's a perfect fusion of sugar, spice, and not-so-nice, tailor-made for those whose patience for foolishness is as thin as pie crust.

Features:

Deliciously Comfortable: Made with materials as soft as your grandmother's homemade pie, providing comfort during those long, trying workdays.

Crisp, Cheeky Design: Boasting a delectably sassy slogan, this sweatshirt lets you wear your personality on your sleeve—or more accurately, across your chest.

Relaxed Fit for Relaxed Vibes: The easy-going fit ensures you stay comfortable, even when the office tension is thick.

Office Icebreaker: A humorous piece that's bound to bake up smiles and start conversations, breaking the ice like a freshly cut pie slice.

Wrap yourself in the "Sweet As Pie Unless You Are Dumb" sweatshirt, and let it be known that while you're all about helping those who help themselves, your tolerance for tomfoolery is non-existent. This stylish piece isn't just about making a fashion statement; it's a wearable attitude, a pre-emptive retort to every would-be time waster in the vicinity. Whether it’s a cheeky gift for that colleague who’s the perfect blend of sweet and sassy or a treat for yourself, this sweatshirt promises to be the cherry on top of your wardrobe selection. Stay warm, stay witty, and above all, stay sweet—conditions apply.

Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
Loose fit
Sewn-in label
Runs true to size