Mark the end of an era with our "Smells Like This Shithole Won't Be the Same Without You" Retirement Candle. This humorously heartfelt candle is the perfect send-off for the coworker who’s been more than just a fixture in your daily grind—they’ve been part of the very foundation. Infused with a mix of nostalgia and cheeky charm, it acknowledges their invaluable contributions in a way that's as unique as their personality. As they step away from the office life, this candle will remind them how irreplaceable they are and how the workplace will struggle to fill the void they leave behind. Ideal for a retirement party, it's a tribute that says, "You're leaving a hole that no one else can fill—especially not in this shithole." Light it up and let the laughs and memories flow!
Materials:
100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) Burning time: 50-60 hours
