Mark the end of an era with our "Smells Like This Shithole Won't Be the Same Without You" Retirement Candle. This humorously heartfelt candle is the perfect send-off for the coworker who’s been more than just a fixture in your daily grind—they’ve been part of the very foundation. Infused with a mix of nostalgia and cheeky charm, it acknowledges their invaluable contributions in a way that's as unique as their personality. As they step away from the office life, this candle will remind them how irreplaceable they are and how the workplace will struggle to fill the void they leave behind. Ideal for a retirement party, it's a tribute that says, "You're leaving a hole that no one else can fill—especially not in this shithole." Light it up and let the laughs and memories flow!
Materials:
100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 85+ Pages of Fun & Corporate HumorFeatures hilarious coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more, all inspired by the absurdity of office life.
- Perfect Stress Relief for the Daily GrindUse it during long meetings or after work to unwind, laugh, and escape the chaos of corporate nonsense.
- A Great Gift for CoworkersThe ideal office gag gift or Secret Santa surprise—because everyone deserves a little fun in the middle of the workday!
Mark the end of an era with our "Smells Like This Shithole Won't Be the Same Without You" Retirement Candle. This humorously heartfelt candle is the perfect send-off for the coworker who’s been more than just a fixture in your daily grind—they’ve been part of the very foundation. Infused with a mix of nostalgia and cheeky charm, it acknowledges their invaluable contributions in a way that's as unique as their personality. As they step away from the office life, this candle will remind them how irreplaceable they are and how the workplace will struggle to fill the void they leave behind. Ideal for a retirement party, it's a tribute that says, "You're leaving a hole that no one else can fill—especially not in this shithole." Light it up and let the laughs and memories flow!
Materials:
100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Burning time: 50-60 hours
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Sweatshirts.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Sweatshirts Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-10 business days
- Ireland: 10-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Calendars.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Calendars Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Flip Signs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Flip Signs Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Notebooks.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Notebooks Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Mugs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Mugs Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Tees.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Tees Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Mats.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Mats Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Candles.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Candles Shipping Times:
Candles are only shipped from the United States.
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 10-30 business days
- Europe: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Blankets.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Blankets Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 10-30 business days
- Europe: 10-30 business days
- Ireland: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
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After I placed my order, the company got in touch with me to discuss the Canada Post strike and offered to refund my money as they could not guarantee who would be picking up my order at the boarder. I decided to stick with the order as the sweater is perfection and I’m so glad I did. I received my sweater today (even though I was not expecting it until after the holidays) and I can’t wait to wear it to my staff Christmas meeting. 10/10 for customer service and quality.
Hilarious gift, my friend is going to love it. Customer service is excellent and really helpful. Would recommend!
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Great product! Good quality and certainly gave us a laugh at work
So warm and soft! A little bigger than expected
I ordered a notebook with a personal phrase on the cover. Many laughs, questioning looks, and inquiries as to whether or not their name is listed inside has brought about many recommendations to your site! My boss loves her flip book of messages too! Thanks guys!
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