Celebrate their long-awaited release into the wilds of retirement with our "Smells Like Finally You're Fucking Retired" Candle. This unabashedly candid candle is the perfect salute to decades of dedication and the sweet, sweet freedom that follows. Infused with the scent of endless vacation days and zero alarms, it's a humorous yet heartfelt way to send off your coworker who has finally crossed the finish line. Light it up at their retirement party to spread laughs and maybe a few envious sighs from those still in the daily grind. Here's to retirement—because it's about damn time!
Materials:
100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Hilarious, sweary & relatable for those that want to be organized but just can't
- Perfect for tracking important details & dodging annoying responsibilities
- Undated weekly planner, 216 pages, 5" x 9"
- Brutally honest and relatable workplace humor
- Guaranteed to spark office banter and brighten everyone’s day
- The perfect gift or a hilarious way to show your coworkers you “get” them
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 85+ Pages of Fun & Corporate HumorFeatures hilarious coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more, all inspired by the absurdity of office life.
- Perfect Stress Relief for the Daily GrindUse it during long meetings or after work to unwind, laugh, and escape the chaos of corporate nonsense.
- A Great Gift for CoworkersThe ideal office gag gift or Secret Santa surprise—because everyone deserves a little fun in the middle of the workday!
- 12 relatable moods for life in the office
- Adds humor and brutal honesty to your workspace
- Guaranteed to spark laughs (or avoid interruptions)
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
Celebrate their long-awaited release into the wilds of retirement with our "Smells Like Finally You're Fucking Retired" Candle. This unabashedly candid candle is the perfect salute to decades of dedication and the sweet, sweet freedom that follows. Infused with the scent of endless vacation days and zero alarms, it's a humorous yet heartfelt way to send off your coworker who has finally crossed the finish line. Light it up at their retirement party to spread laughs and maybe a few envious sighs from those still in the daily grind. Here's to retirement—because it's about damn time!
Materials:
100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Burning time: 50-60 hours
Material
- 100% glossy ceramic
- Size: 11oz or 15oz
- Easy-grip C-shaped handle
- Sublimation print
Care Instructions
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Suitable for washing in the dishwasher and heating in the microwave oven
- Size: 10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm)
- Paper thickness: 270 gsm
- Spiral bound at the top
- Satin Paper Finish
- Size: 10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm)
- Paper thickness: 270 gsm
- Spiral bound at the top
- Satin Paper Finish
- Made to order
- 6" x 9"
- 216 pages
- Coil Bound
- Interior Pages 60# white paper
- Cover 100# Matte Finish
All our items are made to order.
While most items ship within 2-4 business days, please allow up to 4-7 business days for processing during the busy holiday season.
Thank you for your patience and understanding!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Sweatshirts.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Sweatshirts Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-10 business days
- Ireland: 10-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Shipping
Flat Rate Shipping
Flat rate shipping on entire order. Flat rate varies by country.
- U.S.: $7.99 USD
- Canada: $9.99 USD
- Australia & New Zealand: $8.99 USD
- India, Mexico, UAB: $12.99 USD
- Asia, Africa, Japan, Singapore: $14.99 USD
- All Others: See flat rate at checkout
Shipping Timeframe
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Calendars.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Calendars Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Shipping
Flat Rate Shipping
Flat rate shipping on entire order. Flat rate varies by country.
- U.S.: $7.99 USD
- Canada: $9.99 USD
- Australia & New Zealand: $9.99 USD
- India, Mexico, UAB: $12.99 USD
- Asia, Africa, Japan, Singapore: $14.99 USD
- All Others: See flat rate at checkout
Shipping Timeframe
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Planners.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Made to Order Processing Time:
Allow 2-5 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Planners Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 7-10 business days
- Australia: 7-10 business days
- New Zealand: 7-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Shipping
Flat Rate Shipping
Flat rate shipping on entire order. Flat rate varies by country.
- U.S.: $7.99 USD
- Canada: $9.99 USD
- Australia & New Zealand: $8.99 USD
- India, Mexico, UAB: $12.99 USD
- Asia, Africa, Japan, Singapore: $14.99 USD
- All Others: See flat rate at checkout
Shipping Timeframe
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Flip Signs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Flip Signs Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Notebooks.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Notebooks Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Shipping
Flat Rate Shipping
Flat rate shipping on entire order. Flat rate varies by country.
- U.S.: $7.99 USD
- Canada: $9.99 USD
- Australia & New Zealand: $8.99 USD
- India, Mexico, UAB: $12.99 USD
- Asia, Africa, Japan, Singapore: $14.99 USD
- All Others: See flat rate at checkout
Shipping Timeframe
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Mugs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Most items ship within 2-3 business days, but please allow up to 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping during the busy holiday season.
Once your item ships please allow the below amount of time for shipping based on your location.
Mugs Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Tees.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Tees Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Mats.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Mats Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Candles.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Candles Shipping Times:
Candles are only shipped from the United States.
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 10-30 business days
- Europe: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Blankets.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Blankets Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 10-30 business days
- Europe: 10-30 business days
- Ireland: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Returns & Exchanges:
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused, in original condition, and include all original packaging.
Customers cover return shipping costs unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ve got you covered.
Holiday items are final sale and cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.
For exchanges, please send the original item back following our return process and place a new order for the desired item.
Personalized Products:
Personalized items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Digital Download Products:
Digital items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Order Cancellations:
Orders can only be canceled if printing hasn’t begun. Once printing starts, cancellations aren’t possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.
Damaged or Defective Items:
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We’ll replace it or issue a refund at no cost to you.
Refunds:
Refunds are processed once the return is received and inspected. Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method within 10 business days. Processing times may vary by bank or credit card company.
If more than 15 business days have passed since your return was approved, contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Important:
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Do not send items back without contacting us first—unapproved returns will not be accepted.
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Me and a bunch of the other ladies all ordered one of these sweatshirts. It was hilarious! I highly recommend these. Good quality too.
Got the training sweatshirt for my next Christmas party! Size was great and the quality of the material and print are spot on! Thank you for the care with shipping and making my season!
Looks great on my desk and makes everyone laugh. Plus the paper quality is higher than I expected.
Everyone thought it was hilarious and accurate
The quality of the shirts is good, not luxury but better than basic! Screen printing is good through one wash/wearing. Totally worth the $$$ to have the funny designs for holiday parties/lounging!
Baught this for my co-worker for christmas. She absolutely loved it. For the laugh and price it was totally worth it! Item arrived within shipping time-line even during the holidays.
Nice notebooks that match my sarcasm
I love this sweatshirt! Zero complaints
Love it! Runs big
Love it
I ordered the notebooks for my work besties! Meetings will be more fun.
Size was accurate. I ordered an XL. Good quality. Product was as described. Will be a returning customer.
Love the sweater.
I purchased the quote notebooks for our Accounting, marketing and billing team as a Christmas gift! They loved them!
I love the excel dis! The shirt fits as expected and is comfortable. The cup is a gift and the quality looks very good.
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