Celebrate their long-awaited release into the wilds of retirement with our "Smells Like Finally You're Fucking Retired" Candle. This unabashedly candid candle is the perfect salute to decades of dedication and the sweet, sweet freedom that follows. Infused with the scent of endless vacation days and zero alarms, it's a humorous yet heartfelt way to send off your coworker who has finally crossed the finish line. Light it up at their retirement party to spread laughs and maybe a few envious sighs from those still in the daily grind. Here's to retirement—because it's about damn time!
Materials:
100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) Burning time: 50-60 hours
