Light up your coworker's departure or retirement with the "Smells Like Abandonment" candle, the perfect coworker gift infused with 100% audacity. This candle not only casts a playful glow but also sets the perfect tone for sending off your departing colleague with a scent that’s as bold as their next step. Whether it's a retirement or just a job change, give them a memorable farewell that humorously acknowledges their 'abandonment.'
Available in 8oz tins, these candles come natural coconut soy wax that is made and hand-poured in the USA. All candles feature a lead and zinc-free cotton wick with an average burning time of 40h (8oz).
Choose between 5 aromas: evergreen, fresh coffee, mango coconut, spa retreat, or vanilla bean, and 3 tin colors: gold, silver, or black.
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 85+ Pages of Fun & Corporate HumorFeatures hilarious coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more, all inspired by the absurdity of office life.
- Perfect Stress Relief for the Daily GrindUse it during long meetings or after work to unwind, laugh, and escape the chaos of corporate nonsense.
- A Great Gift for CoworkersThe ideal office gag gift or Secret Santa surprise—because everyone deserves a little fun in the middle of the workday!
Light up your coworker's departure or retirement with the "Smells Like Abandonment" candle, the perfect coworker gift infused with 100% audacity. This candle not only casts a playful glow but also sets the perfect tone for sending off your departing colleague with a scent that’s as bold as their next step. Whether it's a retirement or just a job change, give them a memorable farewell that humorously acknowledges their 'abandonment.'
Available in 8oz tins, these candles come natural coconut soy wax that is made and hand-poured in the USA. All candles feature a lead and zinc-free cotton wick with an average burning time of 40h (8oz).
Choose between 5 aromas: evergreen, fresh coffee, mango coconut, spa retreat, or vanilla bean, and 3 tin colors: gold, silver, or black.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Sweatshirts.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Sweatshirts Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-10 business days
- Ireland: 10-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Calendars.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Calendars Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Flip Signs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Flip Signs Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Notebooks.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Notebooks Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Mugs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Mugs Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Tees.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Tees Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Mats.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Mats Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Candles.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Candles Shipping Times:
Candles are only shipped from the United States.
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 10-30 business days
- Europe: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
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Me and a bunch of the other ladies all ordered one of these sweatshirts. It was hilarious! I highly recommend these. Good quality too.
Got the training sweatshirt for my next Christmas party! Size was great and the quality of the material and print are spot on! Thank you for the care with shipping and making my season!
Ordered 2 Calendars, they are absolutely hilarious! Great quality, great price, fast shipping. Will definitely be back again!!
I have read other issues some people have experienced, but I am pleased to say that I have not had any problem at all, easy to order, pay, it was delivered when I was told it would be and excellent quality of the product I ordered.
Thank you!
The convenience of ordering and sending as a gift makes buying and sending to others so much fun!
smells great and supervisor loved it!!
smells great and supervisor loved it!!
smells great and supervisor loved it!!
I came across an ad on social media and loved the product. I made a comment about the size of the cups (the bigger the better) and within a day or two corporate snark replied that bigger cups were available. I immediately ordered two and a few other things. Quality is good, I love the snarky comments and cute designs. Quick shipping. Huge plus that the company listened and delivered quickly on feedback. Thank you!
Adorable and hilarious
The sweatshirt was of nice quality and the lettering solid. Everyone at the office loved it. Website was easy to use and shipping was quick. Thank you!
I absolutely love this sweater! I came in on time! My coworker will absolutely love it!
I bought these for my entire HR team. Everyone loved them and the Corporate Shark team was great to work with.
Can’t wait to deliver this gift. Well made and great customer service!!
Great office Christmas gift. Well made. Great customer service.
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