Stay organized while your give-a-fucks take a well-deserved break.
The "All My Fucks Are on Vacation" notebook is perfect for jotting down plans, lists, or just doodling while you pretend to care.
Because let’s be honest—you’re mentally on a beach somewhere.
Materials:
Size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)
Paper: 350 gsm (covers), 90 gsm (inside pages)
118 ruled line pages (59 sheets)
Metal spiral binding
Stay organized while your give-a-fucks take a well-deserved break.
The "All My Fucks Are on Vacation" notebook is perfect for jotting down plans, lists, or just doodling while you pretend to care.
Because let’s be honest—you’re mentally on a beach somewhere.
Materials:
Size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)
Paper: 350 gsm (covers), 90 gsm (inside pages)
118 ruled line pages (59 sheets)
Metal spiral binding
Materials & Care
Material
Care Instructions
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Suitable for washing in the dishwasher and heating in the microwave oven
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My team each received a personal sweatshirt and we wore them during Christmas. It fit everyone perfectly, in size and type. This was for my manager who is perpetually late or always leaves early.
Me and a bunch of the other ladies all ordered one of these sweatshirts. It was hilarious! I highly recommend these. Good quality too.
Got the training sweatshirt for my next Christmas party! Size was great and the quality of the material and print are spot on! Thank you for the care with shipping and making my season!
Hilarious. Appears durable, works great. Thanks! A+
Excellent customer service. Responsive to emails and went above and beyond all expectations. Sweatshirts were a hit at the company holiday celebration
too funny
Is just what the bosses needed at work, bike it or not sometimes the truth hurts
Very nicely done and funny.
I ordered a purple notebook for a friend. The product shipped quickly (in time for Christmas) and the quality looks greats!
The wife and her classmates loved it
Being in the Food & Beverage industry is hard work (We also cuss a lot!) I ordered a bunch of these fantastic calendars for My managers & My bosses. Everyone loved them! We laughed and laughed! Thanks for producing such a fun product!!!
Just what the office needs
Looks great on my desk and makes everyone laugh. Plus the paper quality is higher than I expected.
Everyone thought it was hilarious and accurate
The quality of the shirts is good, not luxury but better than basic! Screen printing is good through one wash/wearing. Totally worth the $$$ to have the funny designs for holiday parties/lounging!
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