Get ready to be the talk of the office holiday party with our cheeky "Deck the Halls Not Coworkers" Sweatshirt! Crafted for the professional who navigates the cubicle jungle with a sly smile, this festive wear is your armor against the season's forced merriments and overly enthusiastic team-building activities.
This holiday season, don't just survive the end-of-year reports and holiday music on repeat; do it with a sense of humor that'll have even the office Scrooge cracking a smile. Gift it to the beloved work spouse, the secret Santa pick, or keep it for yourself as a festive reminder: the best way to spread Christmas cheer is laughing loud for all to hear—just not at your coworkers.
Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
Loose fit
Sewn-in label
Runs true to size
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 85+ Pages of Fun & Corporate HumorFeatures hilarious coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more, all inspired by the absurdity of office life.
- Perfect Stress Relief for the Daily GrindUse it during long meetings or after work to unwind, laugh, and escape the chaos of corporate nonsense.
- A Great Gift for CoworkersThe ideal office gag gift or Secret Santa surprise—because everyone deserves a little fun in the middle of the workday!
Get ready to be the talk of the office holiday party with our cheeky "Deck the Halls Not Coworkers" Sweatshirt! Crafted for the professional who navigates the cubicle jungle with a sly smile, this festive wear is your armor against the season's forced merriments and overly enthusiastic team-building activities.
This holiday season, don't just survive the end-of-year reports and holiday music on repeat; do it with a sense of humor that'll have even the office Scrooge cracking a smile. Gift it to the beloved work spouse, the secret Santa pick, or keep it for yourself as a festive reminder: the best way to spread Christmas cheer is laughing loud for all to hear—just not at your coworkers.
Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
Loose fit
Sewn-in label
Runs true to size
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Sweatshirts.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Sweatshirts Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-10 business days
- Ireland: 10-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations:
All items are made to order. Cancellations are only possible if printing has not yet started.
We aim to get your order to you quickly and hassle-free—thank you for shopping with Corporate Snark!
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Calendars.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Calendars Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations:
All items are made to order. Cancellations are only possible if printing has not yet started.
We aim to get your order to you quickly and hassle-free—thank you for shopping with Corporate Snark!
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Flip Signs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Flip Signs Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations:
All items are made to order. Cancellations are only possible if printing has not yet started.
We aim to get your order to you quickly and hassle-free—thank you for shopping with Corporate Snark!
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Notebooks.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Notebooks Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations:
All items are made to order. Cancellations are only possible if printing has not yet started.
We aim to get your order to you quickly and hassle-free—thank you for shopping with Corporate Snark!
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Mugs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Mugs Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations:
All items are made to order. Cancellations are only possible if printing has not yet started.
We aim to get your order to you quickly and hassle-free—thank you for shopping with Corporate Snark!
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Tees.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Tees Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations:
All items are made to order. Cancellations are only possible if printing has not yet started.
We aim to get your order to you quickly and hassle-free—thank you for shopping with Corporate Snark!
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Mats.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Mats Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations:
All items are made to order. Cancellations are only possible if printing has not yet started.
We aim to get your order to you quickly and hassle-free—thank you for shopping with Corporate Snark!
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Candles.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Candles Shipping Times:
Candles are only shipped from the United States.
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 10-30 business days
- Europe: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations:
All items are made to order. Cancellations are only possible if printing has not yet started.
We aim to get your order to you quickly and hassle-free—thank you for shopping with Corporate Snark!
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Me and a bunch of the other ladies all ordered one of these sweatshirts. It was hilarious! I highly recommend these. Good quality too.
Got the training sweatshirt for my next Christmas party! Size was great and the quality of the material and print are spot on! Thank you for the care with shipping and making my season!
Ordered 2 Calendars, they are absolutely hilarious! Great quality, great price, fast shipping. Will definitely be back again!!
I have read other issues some people have experienced, but I am pleased to say that I have not had any problem at all, easy to order, pay, it was delivered when I was told it would be and excellent quality of the product I ordered.
Thank you!
The convenience of ordering and sending as a gift makes buying and sending to others so much fun!
smells great and supervisor loved it!!
smells great and supervisor loved it!!
smells great and supervisor loved it!!
I came across an ad on social media and loved the product. I made a comment about the size of the cups (the bigger the better) and within a day or two corporate snark replied that bigger cups were available. I immediately ordered two and a few other things. Quality is good, I love the snarky comments and cute designs. Quick shipping. Huge plus that the company listened and delivered quickly on feedback. Thank you!
Adorable and hilarious
The sweatshirt was of nice quality and the lettering solid. Everyone at the office loved it. Website was easy to use and shipping was quick. Thank you!
I absolutely love this sweater! I came in on time! My coworker will absolutely love it!
I bought these for my entire HR team. Everyone loved them and the Corporate Shark team was great to work with.
Can’t wait to deliver this gift. Well made and great customer service!!
Great office Christmas gift. Well made. Great customer service.
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