The Surviving on Energy Drinks and Policy Violations notebook is your go-to survival guide for the corporate jungle. Jot down your caffeine-fueled ideas, note your next rogue email draft, and keep track of every rule you’ve gleefully bent (or broken). Because who needs HR approval when you’ve got Red Bull and a fully stocked pen?
Materials
Size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)
Paper: 350 gsm (covers), 90 gsm (inside pages)
118 ruled line pages (59 sheets)
Metal spiral binding
- Stick 'em on your water bottle, laptop, phone case, journal, cooler, or anywhere your tolerance for corporate nonsense is wearing thin.
- Safe for indoor and outdoor use. Water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe!
- Durable vinyl with high quality matte finish.
- Perfect for gifting, desk decor, or passive-aggressive office flair
- High-quality 5"x7" matte cardstock with sharp, vibrant print
- Adds some humor to your day!
- ✅ 42 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations
- ✅ Coloring pages, word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, double puzzles and more!
- ✅ Spiral-bound: let's you tear out masterpieces and frame them as a cubicle signs
- ✅ 65 pages with unique funny AF hand-drawn illustrations and puzzles including word searches, word scrambles, mazes, bingo, double puzzles and more!
- ✅ Spiral-bound & 100lb extra thick paper let's you tear out masterpieces and frame them as a cubicle signs
- ✅ Free mystery 8-pack of alcohol markers & page protector to prevent bleed through
- ✅ Exclusive monthly drops you won’t find on our website
- ✅ A surprise mix of humor + self-care to survive corporate chaos
- ✅ Curated for the over-it and underpaid (AKA: you)
- Bold and Hilarious. Show off your personality with sarcastic sayings that make every sip more enjoyable.
- Made with stainless steel and a secure lid, perfect for workdays, road trips, or chaotic commutes.
- Double-walled insulation to keep your coffee hot or your iced tea cold for hours.
- Hilarious, sweary & relatable for those that want to be organized but just can't
- Perfect for tracking important details & dodging annoying responsibilities
- Undated weekly planner, 216 pages, 5" x 9"
- Brutally honest and relatable workplace humor
- Guaranteed to spark office banter and brighten everyone’s day
- The perfect gift or a hilarious way to show your coworkers you “get” them
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 85+ Pages of Fun & Corporate HumorFeatures hilarious coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more, all inspired by the absurdity of office life.
- Perfect Stress Relief for the Daily GrindUse it during long meetings or after work to unwind, laugh, and escape the chaos of corporate nonsense.
- A Great Gift for CoworkersThe ideal office gag gift or Secret Santa surprise—because everyone deserves a little fun in the middle of the workday!
- 12 relatable moods for life in the office
- Adds humor and brutal honesty to your workspace
- Guaranteed to spark laughs (or avoid interruptions)
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
- Blunt and Hilarious
- A mug that captures what everyone’s really thinking—but won’t say out loud
- Sip your coffee with zero f's given
The Surviving on Energy Drinks and Policy Violations notebook is your go-to survival guide for the corporate jungle. Jot down your caffeine-fueled ideas, note your next rogue email draft, and keep track of every rule you’ve gleefully bent (or broken). Because who needs HR approval when you’ve got Red Bull and a fully stocked pen?
Materials
Size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)
Paper: 350 gsm (covers), 90 gsm (inside pages)
118 ruled line pages (59 sheets)
Metal spiral binding
Materials & Care
- Constructed out of ultra durable double-wall stainless steel that is vacuum insulated, your drink will remain a consistent temperature 2x longer than your typical glass or plastic containers.
- Snap on acrylic sipper lid
- BPA and Lead Free
- Hand Wash Only
- DO NOT Microwave
Material
- 100% glossy ceramic
- Size: 11oz or 15oz
- Easy-grip C-shaped handle
- Sublimation print
Care Instructions
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Suitable for washing in the dishwasher and heating in the microwave oven
- Size: 10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm)
- Paper thickness: 270 gsm
- Spiral bound at the top
- Satin Paper Finish
- Size: 10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm)
- Paper thickness: 270 gsm
- Spiral bound at the top
- Satin Paper Finish
Most of our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Thank you for your patience and understanding!
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for Sweatshirts:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 2-5 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
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All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
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Shipping Times for Calendars:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- UK: 2-5 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
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Coloring Books and Planners may take up to 7 business days to print.
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Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for Planners:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- UK: 2-5 business days
- Canada: 7-15 business days
- Australia: 7-15 business days
- New Zealand: 7-15 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
Coloring Books and Planners may take up to 7 business days to print.
Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for Coloring & Activity Books:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 7-15 business days
- Australia: 7-15 business days
- New Zealand: 7-15 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Desk Flip Signs Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for Notebooks:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- UK: 2-5 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
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U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for Tumblers:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- All Other Locations: 20-30 business days
At Corporate Snark, we partner with a global network of vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location, ensuring faster delivery. Please note that shipping times vary by location and product. To get your items to you faster, some products may ship separately.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders:
- Orders up to $20: $5.99 flat rate
- Orders over $20: $7.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Estimated Order Arrival
Estimated Order arrival is Processing Time + Shipping Time
Processing time for Mugs:
Most ship within 2-3 business days. During the holiday season, please allow up to 7 business days for processing, plus shipping times listed below.
Shipping Times for Mugs:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 2-5 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for All Tees:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 2-5 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for Desk Mats:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- UK: 2-5 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Shipping costs vary by location and will be calculated at checkout.
Shipping Times for Candles:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 2-4 weeks
- UK: 2-4 weeks
- Australia: 2-4 weeks
- New Zealand: 2-4 weeks
- All Other Locations: 2-4 weeks
Please allow processing + shipping time for your order.
All our items are made to order, with most shipping within 1-3 business days.
Occasionally, some items may take up to 5 business days to print. Please account for both printing and shipping times when expecting your order.
Please note that shipping times vary by location and product and items may ship separately and have different shipping time frames.
Flat Rate Shipping
U.S. Orders: $5.99 flat rate
International Orders: Flat rate shipping rates will be displayed at checkout depending on your location.
Shipping Times for Hats:
- U.S.: 6-9 business days
- Canada: 6-9 business days
- UK: 6-9 business days
- Europe: 9-12 business days
- Australia: 20-30 business days
- New Zealand: 20-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 20-30 business days
Returns & Exchanges:
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused, in original condition, and include all original packaging.
Customers cover return shipping costs unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ve got you covered.
Holiday items are final sale and cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.
For exchanges, please send the original item back following our return process and place a new order for the desired item.
*All returns and exchanges must be approved.
Do not send items back without contacting us first—unapproved returns will not be accepted.
Personalized Products:
Personalized items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Digital Download Products:
Digital items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Order Cancellations:
Orders can only be canceled if printing hasn’t begun. Once printing starts, cancellations aren’t possible, but you can return the item after delivery if it meets our return criteria.
Damaged or Defective Items:
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We’ll replace it or issue a refund at no cost to you.
Refunds:
Refunds are processed once the return is received and inspected. Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method within 10 business days. Processing times may vary by bank or credit card company.
If more than 15 business days have passed since your return was approved, contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
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