{"product_id":"your-anxiety-is-a-lying-ass-bitch-tshirt","title":"Your Anxiety Is A Lying Ass Bitch Tshirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:cbfbe8c0-93c9-467d-ade0-fdc9b7da3a09-0\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:cbfbe8c0-93c9-467d-ade0-fdc9b7da3a09-0\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-2\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"3543a957-49fe-4a13-a943-b41880df1714\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"136\"\u003eYour anxiety said everyone hates you, you’re behind in life, your email sounded weird, and you probably ruined everything by existing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"200\"\u003eMeanwhile, reality is just sitting there like… “Girl, what???”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"202\" data-end=\"461\"\u003eThis t-shirt is for the overthinkers, stress spiralers, and emotionally exhausted people trying to survive life one unnecessary panic attack at a time. 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