{"product_id":"shit-show-ticket-keychain","title":"Shit Show Ticket Keychain","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAdmit one.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \"Shit Show Ticket\" keychain is your official admission pass to the daily disaster. Whether you're surviving endless meetings, impossible deadlines, or coworkers who somehow make every situation worse, congratulations... you've got front-row seats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClip it to your keys, purse, backpack, or work bag as a reminder that while you didn't buy a ticket to this circus, you're somehow part of the show anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality, durable acrylic keychain with epoxy finish\u003cbr\u003e✅ Metal keyring and clasp\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✅ Design is two-sided.\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 1.5\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd this hilariously relatable keychain to your collection today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52726079226168,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/8_820515b8-5ee1-45cb-b680-c5beb4788939.png?v=1785549717","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/shit-show-ticket-keychain","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}