{"product_id":"its-to-hot-out-for-this-shit-sticker","title":"It's To Hot Out For This Shit Sticker","description":"\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eWhen the temperature climbs and your motivation disappears, there's only one logical conclusion.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis It's Too Hot Out For This Shit sticker is for anyone who's one sweaty commute away from calling it a day. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or tumbler as a reminder that some problems can wait until the weather is less offensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with durable waterproof vinyl so it survives melting in your car, iced coffee condensation, and repeated exposure to summer nonsense. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 2.75\"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGrab one for yourself or gift it to your favorite coworker who's already mentally on vacation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52737189380408,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/76AA0696-2EFF-447A-B921-C50E6E9814CB.jpg?v=1785798331","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/its-to-hot-out-for-this-shit-sticker","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}