{"product_id":"imperfect-what-the-fuck-is-my-password-notebook","title":"IMPERFECT What The Fuck Is My Password Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ IMPERFECT ITEM ALERT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"209\" data-start=\"184\"\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"212\" data-start=\"209\"\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"467\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1092\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003eFinal \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eYou changed your password 14 days ago; it requires 17 characters, a symbol, a blood sacrifice, and absolutely cannot be the same as any of your last 37 passwords.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis notebook is for the people who spend more time resetting passwords than actually doing their jobs. Perfect for keeping track of notes, ideas, to-do lists, and all the other things your brain can remember... except your login credentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eBecause \"Incorrect Password\" is a personal attack at this point. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eGrab yours now and start writing down everything except the one thing you'll actually need later.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8.5 x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper: 130 ruled line pages (60 sheets)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWire binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":52655917269304,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/13_4f8ab19d-eaf4-42e5-9b52-33ae642901da.jpg?v=1782858982","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/imperfect-what-the-fuck-is-my-password-notebook","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}