{"product_id":"imperfect-todays-mood-is-sponsored-by-meds-notebook","title":"IMPERFECT Today's Mood Is Sponsored By Meds Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ IMPERFECT ITEM ALERT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"209\" data-start=\"184\"\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"212\" data-start=\"209\"\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"467\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1092\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003eFinal \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eToday's mood is proudly sponsored by modern medicine, caffeine, and whatever tiny thread is holding it all together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis notebook is for jotting down brilliant ideas, questionable decisions, meeting notes, and reminders that would immediately leave your brain unsupervised if not written down. Perfect for anyone doing their best to function in this economy, this workplace, and this timeline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo promises that what's written inside will be organized, but at least you're showing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab yours now and keep thriving... or whatever we're calling it these days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8.5 x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper: 130 ruled line pages (60 sheets)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWire binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":52655982969144,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":52655983001912,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/10_6627b276-9bf4-4f0f-9b4d-61d8321fa90b.jpg?v=1782856686","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/imperfect-todays-mood-is-sponsored-by-meds-notebook","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}