{"product_id":"imperfect-things-i-cant-say-because-i-will-get-fired-notebook","title":"IMPERFECT Things I Can't Say Because I Will Get Fired Notebook","description":"\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-34\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:205d74ce-4344-4e1e-81af-4dec2bd662f1-35\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] thread-sm:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] thread-lg:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-lg:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"6c10e83e-2eee-4bbb-a5ac-09acf476de87\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ IMPERFECT ITEM ALERT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"209\" data-start=\"184\"\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"212\" data-start=\"209\"\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"467\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1092\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003eFinal \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"49\"\u003eThings I Can’t Say Because I Will Get Fired\u003c\/em\u003e Notebook is your safe haven for every unfiltered thought, savage observation, and HR-violating comment you’re smart enough not to say out loud.\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"303\" data-start=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for venting without losing your job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"303\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eGrab yours and start writing what your mouth can’t risk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8.5 x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper 140 ruled line pages (70 sheets)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpiral binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":52011770151224,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black","offer_id":52011770183992,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":52011770216760,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":52011770249528,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/57_591262d4-2bf3-4096-9dde-ddbdd6fe7523.jpg?v=1759763403","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/imperfect-things-i-cant-say-because-i-will-get-fired-notebook","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}