{"product_id":"imperfect-opossums-at-work-desk-sign","title":"IMPERFECT Opossums At Work Desk Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ IMPERFECT ITEM ALERT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"209\" data-start=\"184\"\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"212\" data-start=\"209\"\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"467\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1092\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003eFinal \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"119\"\u003eA rotating desk sign featuring tiny, chaotic opossums that perfectly capture your daily descent into workplace madness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"268\"\u003eFlip through 12 brutally honest moods like “idk, I just work here,” “omg everyone is circling back,” and “not friendly” without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"364\"\u003eIt’s unhinged. It’s relatable. It’s the most accurate representation of your work personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"364\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSize: 10\" x 5\" (25cm x 12.5cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"366\" data-end=\"440\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePut it on your desk and let the opossums handle HR-approved communication.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52317646586168,"sku":"23392296208900430651","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/1_61fc7d6f-e530-4afc-9456-a92232bd3621.jpg?v=1777057887","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/imperfect-opossums-at-work-desk-sign","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}