{"product_id":"imperfect-omg-no-one-cares-tumbler","title":"IMPERFECT OMG No One Cares Tumbler","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ IMPERFECT ITEM ALERT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the application process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlightly dinged body \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImperfect or slightly off center graphic \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinal \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot every thought needs to be shared, and not every story needs a five-minute backstory. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003eOMG No One Cares\u003cspan\u003e 16 oz tumbler is perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of smiling politely while mentally checking out. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFill it with your favorite emotional support beverage and let your tumbler say what everyone else is too polite to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMakes a hilarious gift for coworkers, office besties, managers, teachers, nurses, or anyone with a low tolerance for oversharing and unnecessary drama. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd it to your cart and sip through the nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":52821171667256,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":52821171700024,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black","offer_id":52821171732792,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":52821171765560,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":52821171798328,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/28_e57a5409-7fd9-4ca5-a449-19d5f6c34241.jpg?v=1786628534","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/imperfect-omg-no-one-cares-tumbler","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}