{"product_id":"imperfect-if-idiots-could-fly-sticker","title":"IMPERFECT - If Idiots Could Fly Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product with a typo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003cbr\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinal sale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e--------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those days when the office feels like it’s one brain cell away from total liftoff, this sticker says what you’re too tired (or too professional) to scream out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eMade from durable, high-quality vinyl with a matte finish, it’s UV-resistant, water-resistant, and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"652\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSize: 3\" x 2\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePerfect for cubicles, chaotic car rides, or letting coworkers know just how high your tolerance is flying today.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52440313692472,"sku":null,"price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/ifidiots.jpg?v=1780086969","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/imperfect-if-idiots-could-fly-sticker","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}