{"product_id":"imperfect-fuck-that-respectfully-notebook","title":"IMPERFECT Fuck That Respectfully Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"209\" data-start=\"184\"\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"212\" data-start=\"209\"\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"467\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1092\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003eFinal\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e-----------------------\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"28\"\u003eFuck That Respectfully\u003c\/em\u003e Notebook is the perfect place to jot down every “nope,” “not my problem,” and “absolutely not” moment you can’t say out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for professionals who’ve mastered the art of polite rebellion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab yours and start writing with respectful defiance.\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8.5 x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper 130 ruled line pages (65 sheets)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWire binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52211391332664,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/13_ec74d21f-5c7b-434e-b133-a61ab76b0262.jpg?v=1775672201","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/imperfect-fuck-that-respectfully-notebook","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}