{"product_id":"if-ive-ever-offended-you-im-sorry-keychain","title":"If I've Ever Offended You I'm Sorry Keychain","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eIf you've ever offended someone by telling the truth, setting a boundary, or simply existing... this keychain is for you.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe If I've Ever Offended You I'm Sorry (That You're a Little Bitch) Keychain is the perfect everyday reminder that not everyone deserves an apology. Clip it to your keys, work bag, or backpack and let it say what you're thinking without making eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality, durable acrylic keychain with epoxy finish\u003cbr\u003e✅ Metal keyring and clasp\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✅ Design is one-sided.\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 2\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGrab yours today and carry a little attitude everywhere you go!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52726060777784,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/productimagesforshopify_1.png?v=1785545769","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/if-ive-ever-offended-you-im-sorry-keychain","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}