{"product_id":"everything-is-urgent-until-its-time-to-approve-my-pto-sticker","title":"Everything Is Urgent Until It's Time To Approve My PTO Sticker","description":"\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFunny how every request is an emergency... until you ask for a few days off.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Everything Is Urgent Until It's Time To Approve My PTO sticker is for anyone who's watched their vacation request sit untouched while their inbox somehow catches on fire. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or tumbler as a reminder that work will survive without you, even if they pretend otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with durable waterproof vinyl so it survives coffee spills, delayed PTO approvals, and repeated exposure to \"quick questions\" right before you're supposed to log off. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 2.75\"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGrab one for yourself or gift it to your favorite coworker who's earned a break but is still waiting for someone to click \"approve.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52737200095544,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/D92F86DA-6A94-4B31-B282-FECAED49E981.jpg?v=1785798555","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/everything-is-urgent-until-its-time-to-approve-my-pto-sticker","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}