{"product_id":"cute-but-full-of-fing-rage-coloring-book","title":"Cute, But Full of F'ing Rage Coloring Book","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"65\" data-end=\"152\"\u003eRainbows. Unicorns. Adorable animals.\u003cbr data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"105\"\u003eAnd an absolutely unhinged amount of profanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"334\"\u003eThis coloring book is for anyone who grew up loving bright colors, cute animals, and sparkly nostalgia… and now spends their days wondering who scheduled another pointless meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"398\"\u003eTherapy is expensive.\u003cbr data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"360\"\u003eColoring sarcastic animals is cheaper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"446\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"446\"\u003eCute nostalgia… with serious attitude\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"637\"\u003eInside you’ll find page after page of cute, colorful chaos featuring rainbows, sparkles, magical creatures, and sweet little animals delivering the exact thoughts running through your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"720\"\u003eThe kind of thoughts you usually keep to yourself.\u003cbr data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"692\"\u003eOr text to your work bestie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eThink pastel vibes… but everyone is absolutely over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eInside, you’ll get:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"885\"\u003e✅ 40 Hand-drawn illustrations \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"885\"\u003e✅ Cute animals with anger issues\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003e✅ \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSassy phrases that perfectly capture your current mood\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBasically: adorable things saying exactly what you’re thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSome of the lovely sentiments you’ll get to color\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFeeling cute… might throat punch someone later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eHave you considered shutting the fuck up?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eWhat fresh hell awaits me?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eHang in there, it gets worse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eSorry, I offended you with my common sense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt’s cute.\u003cbr data-end=\"1500\" data-start=\"1497\"\u003eIt’s chaotic.\u003cbr data-end=\"1516\" data-start=\"1513\"\u003eAnd it’s weirdly therapeutic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1568\" data-start=\"1552\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1568\" data-start=\"1552\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1823\" data-start=\"1570\"\u003eBurned-out office workers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1823\" data-start=\"1570\"\u003ePeople who cope with humor and profanity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1823\" data-start=\"1570\"\u003eAnyone who likes cute things but has absolutely no patience left\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1823\" data-start=\"1570\"\u003eColoring during long meetings that should’ve been emails\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1823\" data-start=\"1570\"\u003eA hilarious gift for your most unhinged friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1891\" data-start=\"1830\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eColor outside the lines.\u003cbr data-end=\"1859\" data-start=\"1856\"\u003eSwear a little.\u003cbr data-end=\"1877\" data-start=\"1874\"\u003eFeel better.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1990\" data-start=\"1893\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔥 Grab your copy and start coloring your way through the chaos!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51857175839032,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/handdrawnillustrationsnoAI_1.jpg?v=1774207836","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/cute-but-full-of-fing-rage-coloring-book","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}