{"product_id":"bless-your-heart-glitter-keychain","title":"Bless Your Heart Glitter KeyChain","description":"\u003cp\u003eSweet as tea. Sharp as a knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \"Bless Your Heart\" glitter keychain is for anyone fluent in Southern hospitality and subtle insults. Covered in sparkle and dripping with just enough sass, it's the perfect accessory for those moments when you have thoughts but choose to keep things... mostly polite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClip it to your keys, purse, backpack, or work bag and let everyone wonder whether you're being genuinely kind or quietly judging their life choices. The answer is between you and the Lord.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality, durable acrylic keychain with epoxy glitter finish\u003cbr\u003e✅ Metal keyring and clasp\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✅ Design is double-sided\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 3\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAdd this sparkly little dose of Southern sarcasm to your collection today.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52727452041528,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/11_03970df1-ab61-4467-9d3b-197898da6f0a.jpg?v=1780162827","url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/products\/bless-your-heart-glitter-keychain","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}