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Whether you’re mildly over it or teetering on the edge, this bundle has the sarcasm, sass, and social commentary you need to survive your 9-to-5.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🎯 \u003cstrong\u003eThe 18-Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u2028Includes Volumes 1, 2, and 3 — a greatest hits collection of your favorite workplace meltdowns, corporate rage, and passive-aggressive gems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🔥\u003cb\u003e The 36-Pack: \u003c\/b\u003eIncludes EVERYTHING in the 18-pack \u003ci\u003eplus\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eVolume 4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eSpooky 10 Pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e2 Bonus Stickers\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Poop On Company Time\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Don’t Always Work (But When I Do, My Boss Is \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e The 58-Pack: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eIncludes EVERYTHING in the 36-Pack plus 22 additional stickers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Horrors Persist But So Do Little Fucking Treats\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI don't always work, but when I do I make sure my boss is around\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSwearing Will Help\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI hope this Email Finds You Well Opossum\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Poop On Company Time\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% That Bitch\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFuck This Shit\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn My Fuck It Era\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFueled by Coffee Chaos and Fuckery\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eLet's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDue to Personal Reasons I'm Now Evil\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSilly As Fuck\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e12 Oppossum Stickers\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"list-style-type: none;\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eIDK, I Just Work Here\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot Friendly\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Horrors Persist, But So Do I\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease Don’t CC My Boss\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eFeeling Cute, Might Fake My Death Later\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eApproach Slowly With Snacks\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eUndiagnosed, But Something Ain’t Right\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Do Not Have the Bandwidth\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eOMG Everyone Is Circling Back\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eHang In There, It Gets Worse\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis Should Have Been an Email\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eYour Weird Coworker\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔥\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔥 \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe EVERYTHING Pack: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eEvery Single Sticker in Our Shop (91 Stickers)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEverything in the 58 pack +\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFuck You Very Much Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eProfessional People Un-pleaser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHave You Considered Shutting the Fuck Up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI'm Not Having a Blast Right Now\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDARE To Resist Pointless Meetings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhen I Want Your Opinion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis Calls For a Spreadsheet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOn My Way To Lose My Shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCaution Don't Touch My Shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSomeone's Weird Coworker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eShit Show Ticket\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBecome Ungovernable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSorry I Missed Your Call\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBless Your Heart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI This Email Finds You In Hell\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFAFO Sheriff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNot Accepting Feedback At This Time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSerial Dilly Dallier\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Horrors Persist, But So Do I\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhat a Fucked Up Tikme To Be Alive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI Prefer To Call Myself Delightfully Difficult\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEat Shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOff To Send Silly Emails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI Could Be Meaner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIt Looks Like You Are Having A Breakdown at Work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis Meeting Could Have Been A Knife Fight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMentally I'm Curly Fries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eYer High On My Bitin' List\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTake A Look, It's In The Email\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhat the Fuck Did you Just Say\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIf I've Ever Offended You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEat A Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSorry If I Was Rude\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRing Master Of The Shit Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePlease Don't Talk To Me\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSure! Let Me Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIn My Defense I Could Be Worse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWelcome to The Shit Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLooks Like You're Fucked\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMy Spirit Animal Has Rabies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFuck This Shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIDK, I Just Work Here\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePhysically Here Mentally Unstable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHow Can I Help You Fuck Off\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRage Consumes Me\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI Want You To Know Someone Cares\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEat a Bag of Dicks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDear Diary WTF\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese durable vinyl stickers are waterproof, weatherproof, and HR-proof. 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