{"title":"Sticker Packs","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"corporate-unhinged-volume-1-sticker-6-pack","title":"Corporate Unhinged Volume 1: Sticker 6-Pack","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"79\"\u003eFor when your workplace makes you question your life choices—daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"452\" data-start=\"189\"\u003eThis chaotic little collection is packed with six of our most relatable, sarcastic, and slightly unhinged sticker truths. Perfect for decorating your water bottle, laptop, notebook, or cubicle wall when HR says “be professional” and you say “be fucking for real.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"723\" data-start=\"454\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"467\" data-start=\"454\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"470\" data-start=\"467\"\u003e💥 \u003cem data-end=\"515\" data-start=\"473\"\u003eThis Meeting Could Have Been a Fistfight\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"518\" data-start=\"515\"\u003e🧐 \u003cem data-end=\"566\" data-start=\"521\"\u003eI Wonder What My Job Description Says Today\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"569\" data-start=\"566\"\u003e😈 \u003cem data-is-only-node=\"\" data-end=\"599\" data-start=\"572\"\u003eI’m Not the Bigger Person\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"602\" data-start=\"599\"\u003e🖕 \u003cem data-end=\"625\" data-start=\"605\"\u003eFuck You This Much\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"628\" data-start=\"625\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"669\" data-start=\"631\"\u003eWarning: Not Great With Other Humans\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"672\" data-start=\"669\"\u003e🎧 \u003cem data-end=\"723\" data-start=\"675\"\u003eYou Know What That Sounds Like? Not My Problem\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on thick, durable vinyl with a high-quality matte finish, these stickers are water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"649\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"705\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✅ \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEach one approx. 3” of pure snark\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eStick ‘em anywhere. Let the passive-aggression do the rest.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50608315892024,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/61.jpg?v=1759891170"},{"product_id":"corporate-unhinged-volume-2-sticker-6-pack","title":"Corporate Unhinged Volume 2: Sticker 6-Pack","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"335\"\u003eWhen you’ve had it with emails, meetings, and the general population—this sticker pack gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"335\"\u003eSix aggressively relatable designs for the overworked, undercaffeinated, and one reply-all away from a breakdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"379\"\u003eStick them where your patience used to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"654\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"394\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"397\"\u003e🔥 \u003cem data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"433\"\u003eWhat Fresh Hell Awaits Me Today\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"433\" data-end=\"436\"\u003e🖕 \u003cem data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"476\"\u003eYou Make Me Wish I Had More Fingers\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"476\" data-end=\"479\"\u003e🚨 \u003cem data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"514\"\u003eBe the Reason HR Gets Involved\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"517\"\u003e🛩️ \u003cem data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"542\"\u003eIf Idiots Could Fly\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"545\"\u003e🔌 \u003cem data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eI Got You Some Jumper Cables Since You Like to Start Sh\u003c\/em\u003et*\u003cbr data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"610\"\u003e📬 \u003cem data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"654\"\u003eI Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on thick, durable vinyl with a high-quality matte finish, these stickers are water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"649\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"705\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✅ \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEach one approx. 3” of pure snark\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eProfessionalism not included.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50608476258616,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/postcardandstickermockups_18.jpg?v=1759891170"},{"product_id":"corporate-unhinged-volume-3-sticker-6-pack","title":"Corporate Unhinged Volume 3: Sticker 6-Pack","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"210\"\u003eFor when your last shred of patience resigned before you did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"212\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eThis chaotic little bundle of stickers is made for anyone barely holding it together between coffee refills and corporate clownery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"212\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eWhether you’re decorating your laptop, water bottle, or your emotional support notebook—these will speak louder than HR ever could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"799\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"493\"\u003e👀 \u003cem data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"549\"\u003eIf You’re Reading This, You’re Too Close to My Desk\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"552\"\u003e🙄 \u003cem data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eRuns on Eye Rolls, Sarcasm \u0026amp; 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Snap ‘em. Survive the workweek.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50608524394808,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/postcardandstickermockups_12.png?v=1759891170"},{"product_id":"corporate-unhinged-mega-bundle-18-pack-of-chaos","title":"Unhinged Sticker Bundles","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eChoose 18 or Go Full Chaos with every sticker in our shop!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWelcome to the everything bagel of unhinged office sticker packs. Whether you’re mildly over it or teetering on the edge, this bundle has the sarcasm, sass, and social commentary you need to survive your 9-to-5.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🎯 \u003cstrong\u003eThe 18-Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u2028Includes Volumes 1, 2, and 3 — a greatest hits collection of your favorite workplace meltdowns, corporate rage, and passive-aggressive gems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🔥\u003cb\u003e The 36-Pack: \u003c\/b\u003eIncludes EVERYTHING in the 18-pack \u003ci\u003eplus\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eVolume 4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eSpooky 10 Pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e2 Bonus Stickers\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Poop On Company Time\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Don’t Always Work (But When I Do, My Boss Is \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e The 58-Pack: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eIncludes EVERYTHING in the 36-Pack plus 22 additional stickers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Horrors Persist But So Do Little Fucking Treats\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI don't always work, but when I do I make sure my boss is around\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSwearing Will Help\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI hope this Email Finds You Well Opossum\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Poop On Company Time\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% That Bitch\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFuck This Shit\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn My Fuck It Era\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFueled by Coffee Chaos and Fuckery\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eLet's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDue to Personal Reasons I'm Now Evil\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSilly As Fuck\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e12 Oppossum Stickers\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"list-style-type: none;\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eIDK, I Just Work Here\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot Friendly\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Horrors Persist, But So Do I\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease Don’t CC My Boss\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eFeeling Cute, Might Fake My Death Later\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eApproach Slowly With Snacks\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eUndiagnosed, But Something Ain’t Right\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Do Not Have the Bandwidth\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eOMG Everyone Is Circling Back\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eHang In There, It Gets Worse\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis Should Have Been an Email\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eYour Weird Coworker\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔥\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🔥 \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe EVERYTHING Pack: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eEvery Single Sticker in Our Shop (91 Stickers)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEverything in the 58 pack +\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFuck You Very Much Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eProfessional People Un-pleaser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHave You Considered Shutting the Fuck Up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI'm Not Having a Blast Right Now\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDARE To Resist Pointless Meetings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhen I Want Your Opinion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis Calls For a Spreadsheet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOn My Way To Lose My Shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCaution Don't Touch My Shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSomeone's Weird Coworker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eShit Show Ticket\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBecome Ungovernable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSorry I Missed Your Call\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBless Your Heart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI This Email Finds You In Hell\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFAFO Sheriff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNot Accepting Feedback At This Time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSerial Dilly Dallier\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Horrors Persist, But So Do I\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhat a Fucked Up Tikme To Be Alive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI Prefer To Call Myself Delightfully Difficult\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEat Shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOff To Send Silly Emails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI Could Be Meaner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIt Looks Like You Are Having A Breakdown at Work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis Meeting Could Have Been A Knife Fight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMentally I'm Curly Fries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eYer High On My Bitin' List\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTake A Look, It's In The 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