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[.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"0d9b164c-83eb-4099-b5cd-30be0b1fb545\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"27\"\u003eIDK, I Just Work Here\u003c\/em\u003e Christmas Card captures the true spirit of corporate survival — festive on the outside, mentally checked out on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for coworkers, managers, or anyone pretending to care through Q4.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eAdd to cart and spread some cheerful apathy this holiday season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIncludes white 5.25x7.25 Envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 7\" (127mm x 177.8mm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default 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177.8mm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51206985711928,"sku":null,"price":3.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/13_211307ee-bcf4-4fc4-9f11-d78bb0ceb5bd.jpg?v=1759892187"},{"product_id":"christmas-card-variety-pack","title":"Christmas Card Variety Pack (20 unique cards \u0026 envelopes)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"1189\" data-start=\"839\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-end=\"907\" data-start=\"870\"\u003eCorporate Snark Christmas Card Pack\u003c\/em\u003e is here to save the season with 20 hilariously relatable cards for the overworked, underpaid, and mentally checked-out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1189\" data-start=\"839\"\u003eFrom \u003cem data-end=\"1066\" data-start=\"1033\"\u003e“Deck the Halls, Not Coworkers”\u003c\/em\u003e to \u003cem data-is-only-node=\"\" data-end=\"1115\" data-start=\"1070\"\u003e“All I Want for Christmas Is My Gross Pay,”\u003c\/em\u003e each card delivers festive chaos with just the right amount of HR risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1390\" data-start=\"1191\"\u003ePerfect for coworkers, work besties, or anyone who celebrates the holidays with caffeine, sarcasm, and survival instincts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1390\" data-start=\"1191\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd to cart and spread unfiltered holiday cheer — one snarky card at a time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"37\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eChristmas Card Titles Included:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"832\" data-start=\"38\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"98\" data-start=\"38\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"98\" data-start=\"41\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Real Christmas Miracle Is We Haven’t Been Fired Yet\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"121\" data-start=\"99\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"121\" data-start=\"102\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFestive But Feral\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"122\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"125\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWorking With Me Is Really Only The Gift You Need\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"221\" data-start=\"176\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"221\" data-start=\"179\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is My Gross Pay\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"235\" data-start=\"222\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"235\" data-start=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHo Ho No\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"276\" data-start=\"236\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"276\" data-start=\"239\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCoworkers Are Like Christmas Lights\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"316\" data-start=\"277\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"316\" data-start=\"280\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDear Santa, Just Bring the Bonuses\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"317\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"320\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis Place Is Nuts\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"366\" data-start=\"341\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"366\" data-start=\"344\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMerry Crisis Opossum\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"367\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"371\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSanta Knows You Lied on Your Resume\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"422\" data-start=\"409\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"422\" data-start=\"413\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBite Me\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"423\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"427\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHo Ho Ho…ly Shit What a Year\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"509\" data-start=\"458\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"509\" data-start=\"462\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSanta Knows You’ve Been a Freak in the Sheets\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"510\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"514\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWishing You a Festive 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funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"467\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1092\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003eFinal \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. 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