{"title":"Clearance Stickers","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"is-that-audacity-or-sticker","title":"Is That Audacity or... Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"88\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eAh, the unmistakable stench of overconfidence and bullshit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"455\"\u003eThis sticker is for those moments when someone waltzes into your space reeking of entitlement, bad ideas, and absolutely zero self-awareness. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"488\"\u003ePrinted on durable vinyl with a matte finish, it’s water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"652\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSize: 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSlap it somewhere visible and let it do the talking—because you're too tired (and too classy) to start swinging.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50867832619320,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/61.png?v=1753731631"},{"product_id":"silly-as-fuck-sticker","title":"Silly as Fuck Sticker","description":"\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-843\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"o4-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"83409e21-70c7-4bce-a647-d1a2ba407dd6\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis goose is unhinged. You? Same.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eSilly As Fuck sticker is here to validate your chaotic energy in full feathered glory. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on durable vinyl with a matte finish, it’s water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"652\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 2.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlap it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional baggage. It’s loud, proud, and aggressively unserious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51056858661176,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/63_45d3cc69-6f73-4913-ab73-1cdde9d5c7d4.png?v=1756475809"},{"product_id":"i-hope-this-email-finds-you-well-opossum-sticker","title":"I Hope This Email Finds You Well Opossum Sticker","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-843\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"83409e21-70c7-4bce-a647-d1a2ba407dd6\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"o4-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis opossum has read 47 passive-aggressive emails today and is clinging to sanity by a single tail hair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're replying with thinly veiled rage or just trying to survive another “per my last email,” this sticker is your emotional support rodent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on durable vinyl with a matte finish, it’s water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"649\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"705\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eStick it where HR can’t see it. Or do. We’re not your therapist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51056862396728,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/64_fb61a639-315c-4a40-a4d5-49f62e0cbedf.png?v=1756475772"},{"product_id":"the-horrors-persist-but-so-do-little-fucking-treats-sticker","title":"The Horrors Persist But So Do Little Fucking Treats Sticker","description":"\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-843\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"o4-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"83409e21-70c7-4bce-a647-d1a2ba407dd6\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eLife’s still a dumpster fire, but at least there’s snacks. This sticker is for anyone surviving on serotonin crumbs and spite, clinging to joy like it’s the last cookie in the breakroom. Stick it where your coping mechanisms live.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on durable vinyl with a matte finish, it’s water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"652\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it where your coping mechanisms live.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default 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flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"83409e21-70c7-4bce-a647-d1a2ba407dd6\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"o4-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:753726b0-4bf0-4563-8aa8-59579d4a6570-8\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-18\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"6e9eda21-35b6-4a83-b8f2-71e52dab873c\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) 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Feral in spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"34\" data-end=\"206\"\u003eThis sticker delivers the kind of “gratitude” you only pull out when someone has truly tested your last nerve. It reads polite at a glance… but the tone? 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No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e--------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those days when the office feels like it’s one brain cell away from total liftoff, this sticker says what you’re too tired (or too professional) to scream out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eMade from durable, high-quality vinyl with a matte finish, it’s UV-resistant, water-resistant, and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"652\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSize: 3\" x 2\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePerfect for cubicles, chaotic car rides, or letting coworkers know just how high your tolerance is flying today.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52440313692472,"sku":null,"price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/ifidiots.jpg?v=1780086969"},{"product_id":"summer-sticker-5-pack","title":"Summer Sticker 5-Pack","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"268\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSummer is calling... but unfortunately, so is your boss. If your dream vacation involves ignoring emails, using all your PTO, and pretending Slack doesn't exist, this sticker pack gets it.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"308\"\u003eFeaturing 5 sarcastic summer stickers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"494\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jigv8q\" data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"328\"\u003e🏖️ Out of Office\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kqvgd8\" data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"364\"\u003e☀️ It's Too Hot Out for This Shit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ekh2he\" data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"406\"\u003e🌴 Might Quit My Job to Focus on Summer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hxzxbl\" data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"466\"\u003e📝 Everything Is Urgent Until It's Time to Approve My PTO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1csirue\" data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"494\"\u003e😎 Mentally Out of Office\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"767\"\u003eMade with durable waterproof vinyl, these stickers are built to survive iced coffee spills, blazing hot commutes, and repeated exposure to annoying coworkers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"767\"\u003eStick them on your laptop, water bottle, tumbler, notebook, or anywhere that could use a little summer attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"767\"\u003eSize: 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"893\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eGrab your Summer Sticker Pack and let everyone know you're physically at work... but mentally somewhere with zero emails. 🌴\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52665031459128,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/IMG_9373.heic?v=1784393258"},{"product_id":"might-quit-my-job-to-focus-on-summer-sticker","title":"Might Quit My Job To Focus On Summer Sticker","description":"\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eQuit your job? Probably not. Daydream about it every time the weather is nice? Absolutely.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Might Quit My Job to Focus on Summer sticker is for anyone who mentally checks out the second the sun comes out. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or tumbler as a reminder that spreadsheets can wait... at least in your imagination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with durable waterproof vinyl so it survives coffee spills, beach daydreams, and repeated exposure to urgent emails. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 2.75\"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGrab one for yourself or gift it to your favorite coworker who's already mentally out of office.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52737162936632,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/7A38E823-6C7A-4583-9469-2AED316EE6C4_7f3a7354-1581-4cb9-b899-05a1785d3f4f.jpg?v=1785798061"},{"product_id":"its-to-hot-out-for-this-shit-sticker","title":"It's To Hot Out For This Shit Sticker","description":"\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eWhen the temperature climbs and your motivation disappears, there's only one logical conclusion.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis It's Too Hot Out For This Shit sticker is for anyone who's one sweaty commute away from calling it a day. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or tumbler as a reminder that some problems can wait until the weather is less offensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with durable waterproof vinyl so it survives melting in your car, iced coffee condensation, and repeated exposure to summer nonsense. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 2.75\"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGrab one for yourself or gift it to your favorite coworker who's already mentally on vacation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52737189380408,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/76AA0696-2EFF-447A-B921-C50E6E9814CB.jpg?v=1785798331"},{"product_id":"everything-is-urgent-until-its-time-to-approve-my-pto-sticker","title":"Everything Is Urgent Until It's Time To Approve My PTO Sticker","description":"\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFunny how every request is an emergency... until you ask for a few days off.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Everything Is Urgent Until It's Time To Approve My PTO sticker is for anyone who's watched their vacation request sit untouched while their inbox somehow catches on fire. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or tumbler as a reminder that work will survive without you, even if they pretend otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with durable waterproof vinyl so it survives coffee spills, delayed PTO approvals, and repeated exposure to \"quick questions\" right before you're supposed to log off. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 2.75\"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGrab one for yourself or gift it to your favorite coworker who's earned a break but is still waiting for someone to click \"approve.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52737200095544,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/D92F86DA-6A94-4B31-B282-FECAED49E981.jpg?v=1785798555"},{"product_id":"out-of-office-sticker","title":"Out of Office Sticker","description":"\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYour inbox can keep panicking. You're already mentally somewhere with better weather.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Out of Office sticker is for anyone counting down to vacation, pretending to be productive, or simply refusing to think about work for a while. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or tumbler as a reminder that you deserve to log off once in a while.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with durable waterproof vinyl so it survives coffee spills, vacation daydreams, and repeated exposure to out-of-office replies. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 2.25\"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGrab one for yourself or gift it to your favorite coworker who's been mentally checked out since Monday.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52737200128312,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/F4DBD860-3CE6-4997-9040-8E72ED631EE4.jpg?v=1785798850"},{"product_id":"mentally-out-of-office-sticker","title":"Mentally Out Of Office Sticker","description":"\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour body might be at work, but your brain checked out hours ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Mentally Out of Office sticker is for anyone who's physically present but already planning their next vacation, weekend, or escape from another pointless meeting. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or tumbler and let everyone know your mind is currently unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with durable waterproof vinyl so it survives coffee spills, vacation daydreams, and repeated exposure to people asking if you \"have a quick minute.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 3\"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGrab one for yourself or gift it to your favorite coworker who's been mentally gone all week.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52737200292152,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/203BA968-3C8B-4FC6-B17A-57F74E369E1C.jpg?v=1785798725"}],"url":"https:\/\/corporatesnark.shop\/collections\/clearance-stickers.oembed","provider":"Corporate Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}