Wrap yourself in the ultimate mood: zero fs given. The All My F*cks Blanket is a cozy rebellion against the nonsense of life, covered in a chaotic collage of f-bombs like “F*** this sh*t,” “What the f**,” and “F*** that.” Perfect for those who’ve had it up to here but still want to stay warm while expressing their inner snark.
Made with ultra-soft fleece, this blanket is your go-to for lounging, binge-watching, or simply ignoring the world. Whether you’re using it as a statement piece or your personal escape, this blanket says it all—loud and clear.
Details:
- Material: 100% polyester fleece for ultimate softness and warmth
- One-sided print featuring bold, chaotic f-bomb designs in various fonts
- Sizes available for solo sulking or sharing (but only if they deserve it)
- 2" stitched border to keep your blanket intact during all levels of frustration
Because sometimes, the best way to say it is to let your blanket do the talking. Snag yours and stay cozy in your perfectly profane vibes.
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, *hand wash will extend the quality of the product; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
- Hilarious and Relatable DesignsOur sweatshirts feature snarky sayings and inside jokes that perfectly capture the absurdity of office life—because who doesn’t need a laugh during holiday meetings?
- Unisex Fit & Cozy Comfort for the Winter GrindMade from soft, medium/heavy fabric, these sweaters are designed to keep you comfortable and festive, whether you're at the office party or working remotely with a hot chocolate in hand.
- Perfect for Office Humor & Gift GivingThese sweaters make ideal Secret Santa gifts, hilarious ice-breakers, and conversation starters at holiday parties—guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some side-eyes from HR).
- 85+ Pages of Fun & Corporate HumorFeatures hilarious coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more, all inspired by the absurdity of office life.
- Perfect Stress Relief for the Daily GrindUse it during long meetings or after work to unwind, laugh, and escape the chaos of corporate nonsense.
- A Great Gift for CoworkersThe ideal office gag gift or Secret Santa surprise—because everyone deserves a little fun in the middle of the workday!
Wrap yourself in the ultimate mood: zero fs given. The All My F*cks Blanket is a cozy rebellion against the nonsense of life, covered in a chaotic collage of f-bombs like “F*** this sh*t,” “What the f**,” and “F*** that.” Perfect for those who’ve had it up to here but still want to stay warm while expressing their inner snark.
Made with ultra-soft fleece, this blanket is your go-to for lounging, binge-watching, or simply ignoring the world. Whether you’re using it as a statement piece or your personal escape, this blanket says it all—loud and clear.
Details:
- Material: 100% polyester fleece for ultimate softness and warmth
- One-sided print featuring bold, chaotic f-bomb designs in various fonts
- Sizes available for solo sulking or sharing (but only if they deserve it)
- 2" stitched border to keep your blanket intact during all levels of frustration
Because sometimes, the best way to say it is to let your blanket do the talking. Snag yours and stay cozy in your perfectly profane vibes.
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, *hand wash will extend the quality of the product; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Sweatshirts.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Sweatshirts Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-10 business days
- Ireland: 10-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Calendars.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Calendars Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Flip Signs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Flip Signs Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Notebooks.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Notebooks Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Mugs.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Mugs Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Tees.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Tees Shipping Times:
- U.S. & Canada: 4-7 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Desk Mats.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Desk Mats Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 4-7 business days
- Europe: 5-15 business days
- Australia: 4-7 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Candles.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Candles Shipping Times:
Candles are only shipped from the United States.
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 10-30 business days
- Europe: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business days
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
Shipping & Processing
Shipping times vary depending on your location and the specific product. Refer to the shipping information below for Blankets.
Where We Ship From:
Corporate Snark is based in the U.S., but we work with a network of global vendors to print and ship your items from the closest location to you, ensuring faster delivery.
Processing Time:
Allow 4-7 business days for your item to be printed and prepared for shipping.
Blankets Shipping Times:
- U.S.: 4-7 business days
- Canada: 10-30 business days
- UK: 10-30 business days
- Europe: 10-30 business days
- Ireland: 10-30 business days
- Australia: 10-30 business
- New Zealand: 10-30 business days
- All Other Locations: 10-30 business days
Note: Some items may ship separately if they are coming from different vendors, allowing for faster delivery of each product.
Order Cancellations
All our items are made to order, and once you place an order, it is immediately processed and enters the printing queue. Due to the fast turnaround, cancellations can only be made if printing has not yet begun. If printing has already started, we won’t be able to cancel the order, but you’re welcome to return the item once it’s delivered by following our return policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you are not happy with your purchase we will do our best to fix it. We also offer replacement at no charge for items that are damaged or lost in transit. If something isn't right with your purchase, please contact us at corporatesnark@gmail.com.
Digital & Personalized Products
Due to the nature of digital products and personalized items, we are unable to accept returns, refunds, or exchanges for these products unless the item arrived damaged or defective.
Damaged & Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong item was sent, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Please email us a photo of the item to corporatesnark@gmail.com, and we’ll send you a replacement or issue a refund at no extra cost to you.
Returns & Exchanges
Customers are responsible for shipping costs when returning or exchanging items, unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ll take care of everything.
All returns and exchanges must be approved. Please do not send items back to the return address on your package without contacting us first—unapproved returns won’t be accepted.
If you have any questions or need assistance with your order, feel free to reach out to us anytime at corporatesnark@gmail.com. We're happy to help!
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Me and a bunch of the other ladies all ordered one of these sweatshirts. It was hilarious! I highly recommend these. Good quality too.
Got the training sweatshirt for my next Christmas party! Size was great and the quality of the material and print are spot on! Thank you for the care with shipping and making my season!
After I placed my order, the company got in touch with me to discuss the Canada Post strike and offered to refund my money as they could not guarantee who would be picking up my order at the boarder. I decided to stick with the order as the sweater is perfection and I’m so glad I did. I received my sweater today (even though I was not expecting it until after the holidays) and I can’t wait to wear it to my staff Christmas meeting. 10/10 for customer service and quality.
Hilarious gift, my friend is going to love it. Customer service is excellent and really helpful. Would recommend!
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I had a great experience with this website and the customer service, can recommend to everyone!
Great product! Good quality and certainly gave us a laugh at work
So warm and soft! A little bigger than expected
I ordered a notebook with a personal phrase on the cover. Many laughs, questioning looks, and inquiries as to whether or not their name is listed inside has brought about many recommendations to your site! My boss loves her flip book of messages too! Thanks guys!
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Gave it to a friend who needed some much needed comic relief . Did the trick.
Loved it. Gave it as a gift to a close friend who needed some comic relief.
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