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data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIncludes white 5.25x7.25 Envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 7\" (127mm x 177.8mm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51206638403896,"sku":null,"price":3.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/IMG_3102.heic?v=1764188510"},{"product_id":"idk-i-just-work-here-christmas-card","title":"IDK, I Just Work Here Christmas Card","description":"\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" 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[.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"0d9b164c-83eb-4099-b5cd-30be0b1fb545\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"27\"\u003eIDK, I Just Work Here\u003c\/em\u003e Christmas Card captures the true spirit of corporate survival — festive on the outside, mentally checked out on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for coworkers, managers, or anyone pretending to care through Q4.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eAdd to cart and spread some cheerful apathy this holiday season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIncludes white 5.25x7.25 Envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 7\" (127mm x 177.8mm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default 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177.8mm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51206985711928,"sku":null,"price":3.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/13_211307ee-bcf4-4fc4-9f11-d78bb0ceb5bd.jpg?v=1759892187"},{"product_id":"christmas-card-variety-pack","title":"Christmas Card Variety Pack (20 unique cards \u0026 envelopes)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"1189\" data-start=\"839\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-end=\"907\" data-start=\"870\"\u003eCorporate Snark Christmas Card Pack\u003c\/em\u003e is here to save the season with 20 hilariously relatable cards for the overworked, underpaid, and mentally checked-out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1189\" data-start=\"839\"\u003eFrom \u003cem data-end=\"1066\" data-start=\"1033\"\u003e“Deck the Halls, Not Coworkers”\u003c\/em\u003e to \u003cem data-is-only-node=\"\" data-end=\"1115\" data-start=\"1070\"\u003e“All I Want for Christmas Is My Gross Pay,”\u003c\/em\u003e each card delivers festive chaos with just the right amount of HR risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1390\" data-start=\"1191\"\u003ePerfect for coworkers, work besties, or anyone who celebrates the holidays with caffeine, sarcasm, and survival instincts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1390\" data-start=\"1191\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd to cart and spread unfiltered holiday cheer — one snarky card at a time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"37\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eChristmas Card Titles Included:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"832\" data-start=\"38\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"98\" data-start=\"38\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"98\" data-start=\"41\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Real Christmas Miracle Is We Haven’t Been Fired Yet\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"121\" data-start=\"99\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"121\" data-start=\"102\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFestive But Feral\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"122\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"125\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWorking With Me Is Really Only The Gift You Need\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"221\" data-start=\"176\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"221\" data-start=\"179\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is My Gross Pay\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"235\" data-start=\"222\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"235\" data-start=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHo Ho No\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"276\" data-start=\"236\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"276\" data-start=\"239\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCoworkers Are Like Christmas Lights\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"316\" data-start=\"277\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"316\" data-start=\"280\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDear Santa, Just Bring the Bonuses\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"317\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"320\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis Place Is Nuts\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"366\" data-start=\"341\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"366\" data-start=\"344\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMerry Crisis Opossum\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"367\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"371\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSanta Knows You Lied on Your Resume\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"422\" data-start=\"409\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"422\" data-start=\"413\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBite Me\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"423\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"427\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHo Ho Ho…ly Shit What a Year\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"509\" data-start=\"458\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"509\" data-start=\"462\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSanta Knows You’ve Been a Freak in the Sheets\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"510\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"514\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWishing You a Festive 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No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. 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No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e-----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"46\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCoworkers I’ve Thought About Throat Punching\u003c\/em\u003e Notebook is a brutally honest place to offload every passive-aggressive thought, petty rant, and “I can’t even” moment — strictly for paper therapy, not action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who prefers venting with a pen instead of creating HR incidents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab one and start writing it out (safely).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8.5 x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper 140 ruled line pages (70 sheets)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpiral binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51692623626552,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/notebookpics_2_c48904be-88ae-4ca1-95bc-144725829e03.jpg?v=1759712358"},{"product_id":"imperfect-you-can-cc-jesus-notebook","title":"Imperfect You Can CC Jesus Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ IMPERFECT ITEM ALERT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"209\" data-start=\"184\"\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"212\" data-start=\"209\"\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"467\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1092\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003eFinal\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1164\"\u003e-----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"52\"\u003eYou Can CC Jesus And I Still Won’t Give a Fuck\u003c\/em\u003e Notebook is made for every overworked legend who’s done caring about reply-all chaos and pointless email threads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for jotting down thoughts you can’t actually send to the team. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd to cart and let your notes say what your out-of-office can’t.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8.5 x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper 140 ruled line pages (70 sheets)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpiral binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51795296158008,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":51795296190776,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":51795296223544,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":51795296256312,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/36.jpg?v=1759769668"},{"product_id":"imperfect-i-could-be-meaner-notebook","title":"IMPERFECT I Could Be Meaner Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ IMPERFECT ITEM ALERT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"209\"\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"212\"\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"467\" data-start=\"428\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003eFinal\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"726\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"744\" data-start=\"726\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"726\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e-----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem data-end=\"46\" data-start=\"4\"\u003eThis Meeting Could Have Been a Fistfight\u003c\/em\u003e Notebook is your outlet for surviving corporate chaos one useless agenda at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for doodling through drama, recording nonsense, or tallying the number of times you’ve resisted violence in the conference room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd to cart and take notes while you plot your peaceful (ish) revenge.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8.5 x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper 140 ruled line pages (70 sheets)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpiral binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51795320635704,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/5550\/8792\/files\/notebookpics_7.png?v=1760311477"},{"product_id":"imperfect-shit-my-boss-asked-me-to-do-notebook","title":"IMPERFECT Shit My Boss Asked Me To Do Notebook","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:205d74ce-4344-4e1e-81af-4dec2bd662f1-35\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-34\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] thread-sm:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] thread-lg:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-lg:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"6c10e83e-2eee-4bbb-a5ac-09acf476de87\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ IMPERFECT ITEM ALERT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"209\"\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"212\"\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"467\" data-start=\"428\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003eFinal\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esale. 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International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e-----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\nThe \u003cem data-end=\"33\" data-start=\"4\"\u003eShit My Boss Asked Me to Do\u003c\/em\u003e Notebook is your unofficial task tracker for every pointless project, unnecessary meeting note, and “urgent” request that could’ve waited.\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"303\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for staying organized while silently screaming inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"303\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eGrab yours and start keeping receipts—literally.\u003cmeta 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px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-lg:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"bafa1fc4-7fa9-4413-8c68-3271e135682c\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"283\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta 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data-start=\"428\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003eFinal\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"726\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"744\" data-start=\"726\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"726\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. 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